USD Football 1996

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"I wasn't a good enough athlete to attend Notre Dame for football and I certainly was– n't smart enough

A Series of "notable quotes" from the Greatest Heads of the Game

GEORGE

PERLES,

to get in academically. But isn't it ironic that I'm smart enough to coach at Notre Dame? I guess the standards for being a coach are lower than those to be a student."

MICHIGAN

STATE

FOOTBALL

COACH

AND

RENOWNED

MALAPROPIST,

ON

WOMEN IN THE LOCKER ROOM: "I think we proba- bly expose our players to the media as well as anybody." RAY PERKINS, ALABAMA FOOT– BALL COACH, UPO BEING ASKED IF HIS WIFE RESENTS HIS

- NolTe Dame coach Lou Holtz

LEE CORSO, INDIANA

FOOTBALL COACH, DIS–

CUSSING WALK-ON CE -

TER MIKE OCASEK, A

NATIVE OF Ho OLULU:

"Tbat'c& a toagb wal~ from bere.'' "We had no helme ts or pads of any kind; in fact, one who wore homemade pads was regarded as a sissy." - College football pioneer John Heisman

18-HOUR WORKDA\'S: ''I don't °l\now. I don't iii li«r tliat macli."

''What's the matter? Don 't you people take football seriously?" - Bear Bryant, after making

"Statistics always remind me of the fellow who drowned in the river whose average depth was only three feet." - Legendary coach Woody Hayes

"He's the only guy I know who wears his whole bank account around his neck." - Nebraska coach Tom Osborne referring to a player who wore several gold chains.

an office call at 7 a.m. ta another coach and being told he wasn't in yet.

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