Christmas Spirts Playbill 2018

JUNIOR PARTNERS

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Chorus: The junior partners! The junior partners! They’re the ones who bring in all the fees! 7KH\ DUH WKH DFHV WKH\ ZLQ WKH FDVHV² They change the appellants to appellees.

II. 6XSSRVH \RX KDYH D FOLHQW ZKR¶V RQ WULDO IRU KLV OLIH² He’s bought a gun on purpose to assassinate his wife! $V \RX GHVSDLU KH¶OO JHW WKH FKDLU²KLV FDVH FDQQRW EH ZRQ² :KR WKHQ SHUVXDGHV WKH 6WDWH¶V $WWRUQH\ KH PXVW ZDLYH WKH gun?

Bernie Sanders (David Miller) and Larry David (Dick Salon) keep it all in the family. Yes, they really are cousins.

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III. $ ODG\ IDLU FRPHV LQ RQH GD\ VD\V VKH ZDQWV D GLYRUFH² Her husband has a sweetie that she wants you to unhorse. :KR GR \RX VHQG WR VHH WKLV GDPH DQG ZDYH WKH PDJLF ZDQG $QG PDNH WKH FRUUHVSRQGHQW UHDOO\ ZDQW WR FRUUHVSRQG"

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V. $ EDQNUXSW FOLHQW ZDQWV WR VDYH D IHZ RGG ERQGV DQG VWRFNV² +H ZDQWV \RX WR SUHVHUYH WKHP LQ \RXU VDIH GHSRVLW ER[ :KHQ RQ WKLV EDVH SURSRVDO \RX KDYH SURSHUO\ HQODUJHG In whose box do you keep the stocks until he is discharged?

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VI. $ VHQLRU ZRUNHG IRU ¿IW\ \HDUV UHIXVLQJ WR UHWLUH² +H GLGQ¶W WUXVW WKH \RXQJHU ODZ\HUV WKDW WKH ¿UP ZRXOG KLUH :KR ZRQ WKH ELJJHVW YHUGLFW DQG DFFODLP IURP DOO KHU SHHUV $QG OHW WKH VHQLRU JR R൵ WR HQMR\ KLV JROGHQ \HDUV"

For George and Laura Bush (Cliff Berman and Brienne Letourneau) the W stands for “winning.”

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