Funny Kid Get Licked

‘Oh, look, Max,’ Abby says. ‘The puppy in the toilet is exactly like you. M-Dog, the funny pup!’ I stare at the others in horror. They’re all grinning. ‘It’s fate, Max,’ Pip says. ‘M-Dog is all yours. Let’s go.’ I feel like pointing out that the saying is not: ‘If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, PICK IT UP!’ Grrrrrrrr …

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