Funny Kid Get Licked

I almost drop him back in the toilet. Splatter! Splurt! Ttttthhhhhhh! Blurgh! How did this even happen? I woke up on this perfectly normal Friday morning thinking all I had to do was get myself dressed, eat breakfast and go to school. Instead I’m trying to spit toilet water frommy face and it’s not even eight o’clock. Friends! For goodness sake! Who needs them? M-Dog’s wet tail is wagging furiously, flicking water across the bathroom. The others have already snuck out of the door, so I tuck my stupid puppy under my arm and follow them. As far as I’m concerned, hating dogs is the only reasonable response to this toilet monster I’m now holding. I’d be crazy not to!

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