Funny Kid Get Licked

‘I’m not allergic to dogs, idiot,’ Abby snaps.

‘I’m allergic to germs.’

‘Oh, right. So you’re saying Pip and Tyson

don’t clean their toilet?’ I ask her.

Tyson screws up his face. ‘You’re supposed to

clean toilets?’

One of the other puppies is pulling the toilet

paper off the roll.

‘Abby’s got a point,’ says Hugo, who until now has been oddly quiet. ‘Everybody who lives in this house has put their bottom on that toilet seat.’ No one says anything in response to Hugo’s comment. I think we’re all busy thinking about nudie bums sitting on the seat. Judging by the looks on our faces, we all must have just got up to imagining Pip and Tyson’s dad’s bottom. Ew.

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