The Owners' Manual - Issue 7

A ping pong champion located in the Meriden super cube? Maybe? Or Maybe not? Feel free to challenge Mike Anderson to a match the next time a ping pong table is available and just maybe he will surprise you with his Forrest Gump champion ping pong flair.

We have a superhero in our midst, a Clark Kent type, residing in architecture. It was revealed through the question of the quarter that this employee’s talent is “leaping tall buildings in a single bound.” This outstanding talent could not be proven for fear that his true Superman identity would revealed putting our planet at risk. Let’s just say – don’t serve Rai Muhlbauer any kryptonite cupcakes.

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