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Word Searches Can you find the ten words hidden in each of these puzzles? The answers can be found running backwards or forwards, horizontal, vertical or diagonal. PUZZLE 6 PUZZLE 7 Subject: films starring Marlon Brando Subject: types of medication

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Each question has four possible answers and is worth from one to 15 points. Circle your chosen answers and keep a record of your points total. Maximum total points 120. QUESTION 1 – for 1 point: When is St David’s Day, feast day of Wales’s patron saint? A 30th November B 23rd April QUESTION 10 – for 10 points: What is the heaviest breed of domestic dog? THE ACCUMULATOR QUIZ

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QUESTION 2 – for 2 points: What is the right-hand side of a ship known as? A Fore B Aft C Port D Starboard QUESTION 3 – for 3 points: Which book has sold the greatest number of copies in human history? A The Koran B The Chambers Dictionary C The Bible D Chairman Mao’s Red Book QUESTION 4 – for 4 points: Which plant is grown in a paddy field? A Potatoes B Wheat C Cabbages D Rice QUESTION 5 – for 5 points: Which metal is used to galvanize steel? A Zinc B Mercury C Lead D Chromium QUESTION 6 – for 6 points: In which year was singer Tom Jones knighted for his ‘services to music’?

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QUESTION 7 – for 7 points: In which country did people known as the Aztecs live? A Peru B Brazil C Mexico D Chile QUESTION 8 – for 8 points: Which fruit is only suitable for use as a food after it has been ‘sweated’ and dried?

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The best of Christmas TV A day-by-day selection of festive television viewing

Tuesday, December 20 The Supervet at Christmas (Channel 4, 8pm) Professor Noel Fitzpatrick and the Supervet team are on hand to help poorly animals at their practice in Surrey. The Graham Norton Story (Channel 5, 9pm) Profile of the chat show host, exploring his rise to fame. Graham’s big break came with a recurring role in Father Ted and an award-winning stint as guest host on Jack Docherty’s chat show, before becoming one of Britain’s most popular radio and TV presenters, including hosting Britain’s Eurovision Song Contest coverage. Darcey Bussell: Looking for Margot (BBC1, 10.45pm) Strictly Come Dancing judge Darcey Bussell goes behind the scenes at the Royal Opera House

home town. Chris also spends a chilly night in an ice hotel and boards a giant iron-ore train bound for Narvik, the final destination of his journey through darkness, ice and snow. Alan Carr’s 12 Stars of Christmas (Channel 4, 10pm) Alan turns festive elf as he hosts a star-studded quiz show in which three famous faces compete to win hundreds of presents for the studio audience, each taking it in turns to choose doors from a giant advent calendar, behind which are more celebrities armed with questions about the highlights of the past 12 months. Alesha Dixon, Rob Beckett and Alexander Armstrong take part, with guests Miranda Hart, will.i.am, Matt Lucas, Jessica Ennis-Hill, Roger Moore, Little Mix, Bear Grylls and William Shatner asking the questions and setting the challenges.

Monday, December 19 Sir Lenny Henry – A Life on Screen (BBC2, 9pm) During his 41 years in the public eye, Sir Lenworth George Henry, to give him his full name, has used his talents in a wide variety of genres, from comedy to drama, to writing and stand-up, not to mention TV presenting, music and Shakespeare. As a result, he fully deserves this tribute to his career, featuring clips, as well as interviews with friends and colleagues, and with the man himself. Chris Tarrant: On the Xmas Express (Channel 5, 9pm) Chris embarks on an epic journey through Scandinavia, starting out on the south-west coast of Norway and travelling to the capital Oslo via a blizzard-prone mountain region that doubled as the ice planet Hoth in The Empire Strikes Back . He then heads to Stockholm, before crossing into Finland to visit Rovaniemi, known as Santa’s Sir Lenny Henry – A Life on Screen (December 19, BBC2, 9pm)

The Supervet at Christmas (December 20, C4, 8pm)

and the Royal Ballet to find how Margot lost out in love, got drawn into a failed foreign revolution and died alone and in poverty, miles from home. She learns that by following her heart, Fonteyn did find a kind of happiness, even though it came at a high price. Wednesday, December 21 This Time Next Year (ITV, 8pm) In the final episode of the series, Davina McCall meets Rebecca and Richard Francis from Carmarthen, Wales who are hoping to finally be able to have a child. After suffering a number of miscarriages and unsure if this is linked to Rebecca’s diabetes, the couple are hoping a new treatment method will allow them to finally have the baby they long for. The presenter also meets Luke Reeson who was hoping to make the GB Paralympic swimming team and head to Rio. The 27-year- old from Cumbria took up swim- ming after suffering a gunshot wound to his leg and groin while

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serves as his goodbye as he looks back over his time on Strictly . Few people could have guessed when the pro-celebrity ballroom challenge began in 2004 as part of Sport Relief that it would become such a ratings juggernaut. Here, some of the cast members past and present share their memories of the Strictly experience – and Len. Citizen Khan (BBC1, 8.30pm) Mr Khan revisits his early years, reflecting on the fact that his life hasn’t turned out the way he planned it. Adil Ray, Shobu Kapoor, Krupa Pattani and Bhavna Limbachia star in a festive episode of the comedy, tipping its hat to Frank Capra’s Christmas classic It’s a Wonderful Miranda Richardson becomes David Walliams’ latest ‘friend’, joining forces to play a pair of obnoxious estate agents and a cou- ple on the world’s most awkward date. Other sketches see a new company claiming compensation for people who have had their feelings hurt in the workplace and the only person in the world who loves Ant but hates Dec. With Morgana Robinson, Mike Wozniak, Jason Lewis, Jocelyn Lee Esien, Kevin Cecil and Joy Richardson. Life . Last in the series. Walliams & Friend (BBC1, 9.30pm)

Saturday, December 24 Alan Bennett’s Diaries (BBC2, 8pm) Alan Bennett’s Diaries (December, 24, BBC2, 8pm)

serving in Afghanistan and found a new career path. Will Luke be able to achieve his dream and earn a place on Team GB? The Dog Rescuers at Christmas (Channel 5, 8pm) Alan Davies presents another seasonal special edition of the animal welfare series. Staff at Harmsworth Animal Hospital treat a three-year-old English bull terrier with a worrying lump, and a Yorkshire terrier with a displaced puppy Obi needs a new home before Christmas. RSPCA Inspector Anthony Joynes rescues a spaniel that has been abandoned in a freezing house, but things do not look so good for Pudding, an elderly shihtzu that needs some special attention in order to survive past Christmas. Citizen Khan (December 23, BBC1, 8.30pm) badly-broken leg. At South Godstone Animal Centre,

Thursday, December 22 The Secret Life of the Zoo at Christmas (Channel 4, 8pm) Stockings have been hung for the Sumatran orang-utan family, only for eight-year-old Indah to open everyone else’s. There is concern about the health of reticulated python Bali, who has been off her food for more than three months. She needs a check-up, but at 23ft it takes 10 brave keepers to catch her. Malayan tapirs Marjorie and Bitong welcome a baby, however the new dad is not happy when his daughter comes between him and his partner, and sun bear couple Tony and Millie’s relationship is growing stale – will a trial separa- tion help? The World’s Most Expensive Toys (Channel 4, 9pm) This documentary explores the world of the craftspeople and inventors attempting to realise the dreams of Britain’s wealthiest by creating luxurious gifts and entertainments, from crystal- encrusted rocking horses to £22,500 dolls houses. Friday, December 23 Strictly Len Goodman (BBC1, 7pm) Head judge Len Goodman is hanging up his ‘seven’ paddle and stepping down from the panel. We’ll still get to see him offer his

Bennett first came to fame in the early 1960s as part of the Beyond the Fringe team; these days he’s perhaps best known for his plays The History Boys and The Lady in the Van , and the TV series Talking Heads . Throughout his life, Bennett has been a dedicated diarist, and here, at the age of 82, he takes viewers through some of the events he has kept a record of, opens up about his private life and turns his still biting wit onto modern politics. Birds of a Feather (ITV, 8pm) Travis was last seen getting on a ferry to Morocco with his

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Insert Name Here: Christmas Special (BBC2, 10pm) Presenter Sue Perkins is joined by regular team captains Josh Widdicombe and Richard Osman for a festive special of the comedy panel game. Completing the line- up are comedy writer and DJ Danny Baker, stand-up comedian and actress Sara Pascoe, former Dragons’ Den investor Deborah Meaden, and Professor of History at the University of Reading, Kate Williams. Expect fiendish facts about the Queen’s speech, Delia Smith’s cooking and the original Father Christmas, St Nicholas. The World’s Most Expensive Toys (December, 22, C4, 9pm)

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career and, of course, performs some of the songs that turned her into an icon. Sunday, December 25 The Great Christmas Bake Off (BBC1, 4.45pm) When Candice Brown lifted the trophy, that marked the end of the series proper on the Beeb, but two Christmas specials had already been made before its makers decided to jump ship and move to Channel 4. As a result, all four members of the presenting team will be in attendance. Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry will challenge four bakers from previ- ous series to tackle three festive challenges. Will any of them get the famed Hollywood handshake Christmas special of the period drama, which catches up with the nurses and midwives of Nonna- tus House in 1962. They receive a letter from a doctor running a mission clinic on the Eastern Cape of South Africa, who is in desperate need of their help to save her urgently needed hospital from closure. The nurses head to Africa to lend a hand, finding the clinic understaffed, underfunded and with a poor water supply, but overwhelmed with patients who need their help more than anyone ever has before. Sinéad Cusack guest stars. or a Berry wink? Call the Midwife (BBC1, 8pm)

girlfriend. Tracey is convinced something terrible has happened to him so she heads off to Tangier to track him down and bring him back home for Christmas, accompanied by Sharon and Dorien. Festive special of the comedy, starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and Lesley Joseph, with Martin Kemp. David Walliams Celebrates Dame Shirley Bassey (BBC1, 9pm) Dame Shirley Bassey turns 80 in January, and to celebrate that landmark, she shares the stage with Walliams, one of her biggest fans. She discusses her life and David Walliams Celebrates Dame Shirley Bassey (December 24, BBC1, 9pm)

Call the Midwife (Christmas Day, BBC1, 8pm)

Mrs Brown’s Boys Christmas Special (BBC1, 10.30pm) The daft-but-doting Irish mother returns in the first of two festive episodes. Monday, December 26 Revolting Rhymes (BBC1, 6.30pm) Various events have taken place to mark the centenary of Roald Dahl’s birth, including a variety of TV tributes. Now the BBC has breathed new life into his much-loved 1982 poetry collection Revolting Rhymes . What’s more, it’s rather brilliantly used

festive disguise to avoid a different kind of relationship trouble. David Jason, Tim Healy, James Baxter and Stephanie Cole star in a festive instalment of the shopkeeping comedy. The Entire Universe (BBC2, 9.30pm) Professor Brian Cox and Eric Idle star in this comedy musical telling the story of the creation of all things in just one hour. Brian arrives at a TV studio with the impression he is going to be giving a lecture on the birth of the universe, only to find that Eric has reinvented it as an all-singing,

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Quentin Blake’s original illustra- tions as its inspiration. This two- part animation throws together the age-old fairy tales Cinderella, Jack and the Beanstalk, Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood and The Three Little Pigs , gives them a mischievous twist and comes up with something that the entire family will love. Dominic West, David Walliams, Rob Brydon and Tamsin Greig are among the vocal cast. Still Open All Hours (BBC1, 8.30pm) Granville and Gastric find themselves playing marriage counsellors, while Leroy adopts a

all-dancing extravaganza with Noel Fielding, Warwick Davis, Hannah Waddingham and Robin Ince on hand to tell the story of the cosmos. Guest appearances by astronaut Tim Peake and Professor Stephen Hawking. Tuesday, December 27 Inside No 9 – The Devil of Christmas (BBC2, 10pm) Jessica Raine and Rula Lenska appear alongside Steve Pemberton and Reece Shear- smith. The story focuses on the Devonshire family – dad Julian, his pregnant wife Kathy, mother- in-law Celia and son Toby. They

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arrive at an alpine chalet for a holiday, where the creepy Klaus regales them with tales of The Devil of Christmas . Walliams & Friend Christmas Special (BBC1, 10pm) Star of Downton Abbey and W1A Hugh Bonneville partners with David Walliams in a variety of comedy sketches with a festive theme. Pompeii with Michael Buerk (ITV, 10.45pm) Almost 2,000 years after the city of Pompeii was buried under volcanic ash, that Italian region continues to captivate the world. Michael Buerk gives us his take on one of the most devastating natural disasters of all time. With the aid of computer-generated imagery, he takes viewers through 24 hours in the area, from the commute to work in the morning, to brutal sports at noon and a plenitude of vices by night. Wednesday, December 28 What Britain Bought in 2016 (Channel 4, 8pm) There’s little doubt that 2016 has been a rollercoaster of a year, but have the political upheavals of the past 12 months had an impact on the UK’s £7bn-a-year shopping habit? That’s what Mary Portas is about to find out as she talks to some of the nation’s leading retailers, including John Lewis,

leader Sean Lock is joined by co- median Johnny Vegas, taking on team leader Jon Richardson, and Sara Pascoe. Meanwhile, David O’Doherty joins Countdown’s resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner to arbitrate over the players’ collective efforts and Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters with Joe Wilkinson. QI (BBC2, 10pm) Comedian, novelist and presenter David Baddiel, comedian, actress and writer Cariad Lloyd and stand-up comedian and actor Ross Noble join regular panellist Alan Davies and recently-installed host Sandi Toksvig to contemplate questions and facts on the theme ‘nature and nurture’.

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Katona, Stefan Dennis and Len Goodman recall the year’s showbiz events. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie split, while the curious coupling of Liam Payne and Cheryl occurred. Justin Bieber was mean to his fans, Kanye West reignited his long-running feud with Taylor Swift, and Zayn Malik revealed why he left One Direction. Shock- ingly good moments included politician Ed Balls on Strictly and Honey G on The X Factor , while the restart of Top Gear failed to fire on all cylinders. Thursday, December 29 remarkable career trajectory of Adele Adkins, the pop and blue- eyed soul singer who rose from humble beginnings in Tottenham to become one of the biggest stars of the modern music industry. Guy Martin: Cycling Home for Christmas (Channel 4, 9pm) The bike enthusiast takes on his longest and hardest challenge yet as he cycles around the entire coast of Great Britain in just 20 days. This documentary follows Guy’s preparation as he uncovers how much he will need to eat and sleep, learns about the extreme weather he will face, and meets with expert bike builders. Bruce Springsteen: In His Words (Channel 4, 10.35pm) Rock legend Bruce Springsteen released his critically-acclaimed autobiography, Born to Run , earlier this year, but if you’re still wondering what makes the man his fans like to call ‘The Boss’ tick, then this 90-minute documentary should provide some answers. In an intimate conversation, Bruce explores what drove him to become a musician, sheds new light on the inspiration behind some of his best-loved songs, and explains why he’s still motivated to make new music. Friday, December 30 Noel’s Sell or Swap Live (Channel 4, 7pm) Children of the 1970s and 1980s The Adele Story (Channel 5, 9pm) Documentary charting the

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ITV 6.00 Good Morning Britain 360635 8.30 Lorraine 8181093 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 7402109 10.30 This Morning 84971 12.30 Loose Women 45068 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 88543258 1.55 ITV News Meridian; Weather 31981616 2.00 Judge Rinder 19093 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R) 6364 3.59 ITV Meridian Weather 4180426 4.00 Tipping Point (R) 2971 5.00 The Chase (R) 2432 6.00 ITV News Meridian; Weather 722 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 154 7.00 Emmerdale: Ashley is rushed to hospital after his fall, and in his confused state, accuses Laurel of having an affair with Marlon, then leaves the building to wander the streets. 3161 7.30 Coronation Street: A night away in Leeds to watch a gig provides Bethany with the perfect opportunity to seduce Gary, while Andy has to think fast to avoid trouble with the police. 258 8.00 You’ve Been Framed! With Bells On: Camcorder clips with a festive theme, including a pensioner throwing fireworks at carol singers, a Christmas fairy going up in flames, and a smartphone found inside a turkey. (R) 9109 8.30 Coronation Street: Bethany confesses to a shocked Faye that she was planning to make a move on Gary, while Andy steals a box of tablet computers from the bistro. 8616 9.00 The Prince Harry Documentary: Documentary following the prince continue the work of Sentebale, the charity he set up there a decade ago. 4987 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 23109 10.30 ITV News Meridian 369513 10.40 Fierce: Steve Backshall explores the wildlife in Namibia. (R) 351884 11.40 FILM: Carry On Camping (1969) Comedy, starring Sid James. 143722 1.10 Jackpot247 919579 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 2368001 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 4771830 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 3485827 on his return to the southern African country of Lesotho to The Prince Harry Documentary (ITV, 9pm) Documentary following the prince on his return to the southern African country of Lesotho to continue the work of Sentebale, the charity he set up there a decade ago to provide care and education to youth affected by HIV and AIDS in Lesotho and Botswana. The film shows Prince Harry helping out with the charity’s work on the ground and interacting with the local children.

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character Donkey, who tries to get his friends in a festive mood. Featuring the voice of Eddie Murphy. ★★★ Carry On Camping (ITV, 11.40pm) (1969) Two men hatch a plan to lure their unsuspecting girlfriends to a nudist camp and introduce them to a life of wild abandon. Sid James stars. ★★★ The Woman in Black (Channel 4, 12.40am) (2012) A lawyer visits a village to put a deceased client’s affairs in order, but finds her house haunted by a vengeful spirit. Horror, with Daniel Radcliffe and Ciaran Hinds. ★★★★ Earth Vs The Flying Saucers (1956) 12.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Come Dine With Me 2.40 Come Dine With Me 3.15 Come Dine With Me 3.50 Come Dine With Me 4.20 Come Dine With Me 4.50 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces At Christmas 5.55 Car SOS 6.55 The Supervet 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Vet On The Hill 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? 12.10 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 Vet On The Hill 2.10 Father Ted 2.45 Father Ted 3.20 8 Out Of 10 Cats 4.00 Close PICK 6.00 Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA 7.00 Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA 8.00 Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA 9.00 Air Rescue 9.30 Air Rescue 10.00 Air Rescue 10.30 Air Rescue 11.00 Air Rescue 11.30 Air Rescue 12.00 Air Rescue 12.30 Air Rescue 1.00 Air Rescue 1.30 Air Rescue 2.00 Monkey Life 2.30 Monkey Life 3.00 Monkey Life 3.30 Monkey Life 4.00 Monkey Life 4.30 Monkey Life 5.00 Monkey Life 5.30 Monkey Life 6.00 Monkey Life 6.30 Monkey Life 7.00 Monkey Life 7.30 Monkey Life 8.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 8.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 Blue Bloods 11.00 Murders That Shocked The Nation 12.00 Ultimate Road Wars 1.00 Christmas Crime UK 1.30 Street Crime UK 2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response 3.00 Send In The Dogs 4.00 NY ER 4.30 NY ER 5.00 Road Wars DAVE 7.00 The Indestructibles 7.20 American Pickers 8.10 Motorway Cops 9.00 Top Gear 10.00 Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge 11.00 American Pickers 12.00 Top Gear 1.00 Top Gear Winter Olympics Special 2.00 Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge 3.00 Jay Leno’s Garage 4.00 Top Gear Botswana Special 5.00 Top Gear 6.00 Top Gear 7.00 Dara O Briain’s Go 8 Bit 8.00 QI XL 9.00 QI XL 10.00 Not Going Out 11.00 Mock The Week Christmas Special 11.40 Mock The Week 12.20 Mock The Week 1.00 QI XL 2.00 Not Going Out 3.00 Suits 4.00 Close 5USA 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10 Longmire 10.00 Law & Order 11.00 Law & Order 12.00 CSI: Miami 1.00 NCIS 2.00 The Mentalist 3.00 Rookie Blue 4.00 Law & Order 5.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: Miami 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS 9.00 5USA’s Leading Ladies: NCIS 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00 NCIS 1.00 CSI: Miami 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00 Chicago PD 4.00 Teleshopping

My Angel (Channel 5, 3.35pm) (2011) A 15-year-old sets out to find an angel’s halo after dreaming that it would save his seriously ill mother. Festive family drama, starring Joseph Phillips. ★★★ Madagascar (BBC1, 3.50pm) (2005) Various inmates of a city zoo escape captivity, but end up stranded on an island with no clue how to survive. Animated comedy, with the voices of Ben Stiller and David Schwimmer. ★★★ Donkey’s Caroling Christmas-tacular (BBC1, 5.10pm) (2010) Animated short following the efforts of lovable Shrek

FREEVIEW A Husband for Christmas (Channel 5, 12pm) (2016) Sparks fly between a couple of colleagues when they agree to a marriage of convenience to help each other out. Ricco Ross stars. ★★★ A Christmas Proposal (Channel 4, 12.25pm) (2008) Romantic comedy, with Nicole Eggert and David O’Donnell. ★★★ Christmas Hero (Channel 5, 1.45pm) (2016) A female firefighter falls for a divorced man, but ends up contending with his ex-wife’s threats to block him from seeing his daughter. Drama, starring Anna Hutchison. ★★ BBC4 7.00 Indian Hill Railways 8.00 Digging For Britain 9.00 Time Commanders 10.00 Booze, Beans And Bhajis: The Story Of The Corner Shop 11.00 Balmoral 12.00 Queen Elizabeth I: A Timewatch Guide 1.00 Indian Hill Railways 2.00 Time Commanders 3.00 Booze, Beans And Bhajis: The Story Of The Corner Shop 4.00 Close E4 6.00 Charmed 6.45 Hollyoaks 7.10 How I Met Your Mother 7.40 How I Met Your Mother 8.10 FILM: 12 Wishes Of Christmas (2011) 10.00 Melissa & Joey 10.30 Melissa & Joey 11.00 Charmed 12.00 Charmed 1.00 The Goldbergs 1.30 The Goldbergs 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.30 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 Young & Hungry 3.30 Young & Hungry 4.00 How I Met Your Mother 4.30 How I Met Your Mother 5.00 The Goldbergs 5.30 The Goldbergs 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Carjackers 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Made In Chelsea Christmas 10.00 Empire 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00 Gogglebox 1.05 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 2.10 Made In Chelsea Christmas 3.05 Empire 3.50 Melissa & Joey 4.10 New Girl 4.35 Rules Of Engagement 4.55 Charmed FILM4 11.00 Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969) 1.15 Posse From Hell (1961) 3.00 Siege Of The Saxons (1963) 4.45 Master Of The World (1961) 6.45 The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty (2013) 9.00 Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) Second World War superhero adventure, with Chris Evans. 11.25 The American (2010) 1.30 Sixteen Candles (1984) 3.25 Close ITV2 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 6.25 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 7.05 The Cube: Celebrity Special 7.55 Emmerdale 8.25 Coronation Street 8.55 Coronation Street 9.25 Ninja Warrior UK 10.25 Scorpion 11.20 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! Coming Out 12.20 Emmerdale 12.55 Coronation Street 1.20 Coronation Street 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show: DNA Bombshells 3.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show: DNA Bombshells 4.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show: DNA Bombshells 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! At Christmas 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! With Bells On 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! At Christmas 8.00 Two And A Half Men 8.30 Two And A Half Men 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 American Dad! 10.00

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Family Guy 10.30 Family Guy 11.00 American Dad! 11.30 American Dad! 12.00 The Cleveland Show 12.30 Bordertown 12.55 Bordertown 1.25 Bordertown 1.55 FILM: Wild Target (2010) 2.45 FYI Daily 2.50 FILM: Wild Target (2010) 3.35 Educating Joey Essex: Winter Essex-Pedition 4.25 Educating Joey Essex: Space Cadet 5.15 You’ve Been Framed! Gold At Christmas 5.40 ITV2 Nightscreen ITV3 6.00 Sherlock Holmes: The Sign Of Four 8.00 FILM: The Belles Of St Trinian’s (1954) 9.00 FYI Daily 9.05 FILM: The Belles Of St Trinian’s (1954) 9.55 Bertie And Elizabeth 12.00 Lewis 1.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 4.00 FILM: Carry On Cleo (1964) 5.10 FYI Daily 5.15 FILM: Carry On Cleo (1964) 6.00 Long Lost Family 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple A country-house party is marred by murder. 9.00 The Suspicions Of Mr Whicher Period drama, starring Paddy Considine. 11.00 Sherlock Holmes: The Sign Of Four 1.20 A Is For Acid 3.05 Bertie And Elizabeth 4.55 Wycliffe 5.50 ITV3 Nightscreen ITV4 6.00 The Wine Show 6.55 The Chase 7.45 Quincy ME 8.45 Ironside 9.50 The Professionals 10.55 The Chase 11.55 Cash Cowboys 12.55 Pawn Stars 1.25 Pawn Stars 1.50 Counting Cars 2.25 Counting Cars 2.50 Quincy ME 3.55 Ironside 5.00 Minder 6.00 Cash Cowboys 7.00 Pawn Stars 7.30 Pawn Stars 8.00 Storage Wars Christmas Special 9.00 FILM: Live And Let Die (1973) 10.05 FYI Daily 10.10 FILM: Live And Let Die (1973) 11.30 Bundesliga Football Highlights 12.35 FILM: Ronaldo (2015) 1.35 FYI Daily 1.40 FILM: Ronaldo (2015) 2.25 Euro 96: The Summer Football Came Home 3.15 Quincy ME 4.10 Minder 5.05 The Wine Show MORE4 8.55 Kirstie’s Handmade Christmas 9.20 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 10.20 FILM: Booze Beans and Bhajis: The Story of the Corner Shop, BBC4, 10pm

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