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offered with a muscular and mock menacing hand gesture that indicated 'your turn'. 'What was your most embarrassing medical faux pas? Hey little man? I can squeesh you like a bug... talk.' Mac awoke. "What did you do, ape man? You first. I wasn't really paying attention. What are we confessing to?" Denise Mason broke the impasse by admitting to having done a strip tease at a doctor's bachelor's party because she lost a bet. The bad part was that "nobody got it up! The bastards were referring to my anatomy in Latin!" Osten reminded the gathering of those awkward years as a medical student, doing those way too detailed physical exams. "You know. How's your hair? How's your right eyebrow? How's your left eyebrow? Lashes? Ears. Well, I thought what good does it do to ask somebody to 'smell this - what is it' when it was ALWAYS an orange peel. What if they faked the answer? Like that really mattered to anybody or that anybody would notice that students only carried orange peels. Duh. So anyway, I had this small cardboard cylinder with lead refills for my mechanical lead pencil? - the extra leads? that little paper tube thing they store the extra leads in? Got that? Anyway, I dump the leads and fill the tube with ground coffee. Hey, no mere orange peels for me. My next assigned patient was in for same day surgery to have a tag taken off his butt, or something like that. I did the tell me when you see my finger wiggling eye test. Fine. What sound is this. Two coins rubbing. Good. What smell is this? I mean.. Jesus .. he stuck the end of that paper tube right up his nose and sucked in so hard he nearly sucked me in with the coffee. Damn. All that coffee. Well as they were resuscitating this purple coughing seized spasm of a man en route to the operating room to get his lungs washed out by E. N. T., I was hiding from