Pool_2

"Hey squid, noodle man, you're blacker than any of us, now. He knows. Frank is never wrong. 100% in figuring the who to anything. That's his magic. Frank fingers, the Scar liquidates." "Oh bloody Jesus! Jake, I had no idea it would get that bad," Mac implored a totally hysterical mad man rolling in dirt. "Bad? Bad? You're bad? Jessie James? Robin Hood! You're a hero man! The Omega sends its regards. You exposed the pool! The Scar is takin the credit to save your sorry almost macaroni white ass," wiping away tears, and reaching into his small front pocket, "hooo hoooo aaaaahhhh" winding down his hysteria. "Gerry Penchant sends you this..", pulling out a small cylindrical object coated in mercury, ".. a silver bullet." "Oh, God." "Oh! And Sally. Gerry says you can borrow Sally for a whole day. He says to tell you that you can't get married if you're still a virgin. That's the word. Are you?" "Yeah. And I'm engaged. Her name is Mina." "Ooo, too bad. Sally says she wants you bad. Got the wets for you. Told me herself. She'll break you in. Show you the moves. She never had a virgin." "Neither did I, Jake. I guess that makes Sally and me the same." She'll make a man out of you." "I'm in no hurry to grow up. I'll thank her for the wonderful gesture of femininity and sharing..." "No gesture, man. She wants to hump your bump. Gerry says it's fine." "I really appreciate that! I'll tell her. She is, well, very knowledgable and equipped. But I'll wait... Hey, anyway, what is this pool thing. Who are they?"