Alcalá 1984

Secretary of Student Organizations Shawn O 1 Heam During my term as Secretary of Student Organizations the number of on-campus clubs billowed to an all-time high. The •lxty-plus ASB groups and organizations and the fact that I was elected to a newly created position made the year challenging, and a lot of fun as well. I've Instituted a number of programs and concepts which I hope will mek efficient ASB/Club relations a tra– dition here at USO. This year club leaders attended worlc– •hop•, received (after a year's hiatus) those ever,va/u. able "Blackbooks", and updated the ASB club charter. There was a need for these programs because In many campus groups, I've seen what strong leadership (or the lack of It) can do.

Secretary of Student Services Cathleen Ryan Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that the Office ot Secretary ot Student Services may be Hazardous to your health. I was never one tor video games. I thought to myselt ... "Good God/ What kind ot loser spends so many endless hours and so many precious quarters on mindless com– puter games In a darkened room? Above all, what kind ot college student would Indulge In such a vice?/ Lfftle would I know that upon entering the office ot Stu– dent Services would I be subject to quarter by quarter, tor the sake ot serving the students, I became . . . I became . . . I'm uh••a•.uh . . . ADDICTED/ Only because I had to go Into that room and count those quarters and touch those machines. It's now an obsession. It's otten hard to talk about It like this, but I dream ot Donkey Kong. I have posters on my walls of Zaxxon. I eat pacman cereal. It's terrible. I'm now undergoing therapy. At least I'm not as bad as I used to be. Anyway, that's the most hazardous part ot this Job. Also I'm running from that hunk of a quarter counter, Farhead, or whatever his name Is. Other than that,. I do anything and everything ASB comes up with tor me to accomplish. The main effect ot my work can be seen In the growth of that dark, mysteri– ous, tempting, game room and In keeping the office run– ning smoothly by managing everything from secretaries to suppl/es. I was also the student's 1/ason to the faculty and admln• lstrat/on In matters of food service, chaplain service, health service and physical plant matters.

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