Funny Kid Slapstick Chapter Sampler

Or in the basket. Or between the posts. Why? Because … well … nope, no good reason really! See that person over there? They’re about to hit that little green ball over this net towards you.

OKAY. TAKE THIS ROUND THING HERE AND PUT IT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT LINE. OR IN THAT BASKET. OR BETWEEN THOSE POSTS. WHY, YOU ASK? OOH, THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION. YOU KNOW, I’VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE. How about I tell you what to do and you start asking why? You’ll see what I mean pretty quickly.

What are you going to do? You’re going to hit it back over the net.

What will they do? They’ll hit it back again, of course.

It’s not really going anywhere. You don’t want it to go anywhere. So hit it back. Go on.

How about we switch it around? See those people over there? Yep, those ones. Good. Now stop them from putting the round thing over here.

Then they do it.

Then you …

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