Funny Kid Slapstick Chapter Sampler

NO WAY! Let’s make them out of wood! Ice hockey will be so much more fun if it REALLY FLIPPING HURTS!

this game on, you know, the ground , we played it on ice?

Ooh. That guy just got hammered. In the spirit of asking ‘why’, you’re probably wondering why I’m sitting here watching an ice- hockey game at the Redhill Ice Rink when this sport is so absurd. Fair question, and I can assure you I’m not here by choice. I’m here because I’m being punished. SMASH!

But won’t it be freezing cold? Yes. And slippery? Yes. And wet? Obviously. Weren’t you paying attention? It’s ICE. Sound fun? Of course not, but let’s add one more challenge. We’ll put walls around the ice rink so that the people on the other team can SMASH YOU INTO THEM. Are the walls soft? You mean, like, squishy? Bouncy? Oh, that would be a good id–

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