Funny Kid Slapstick Chapter Sampler

This has got to be some Wikipedia magic. ‘Oh, I get it.’ Tyson nods his head. ‘You have

‘How do you know about ice hockey?’ I ask. ‘I know about a lot of things, Max.’ Pip turns to us. ‘How come the players are

to do it without the ref seeing you …’

‘The rules are there to keep players safe, Tyson!’ Pip says, glaring at her brother. ‘And maybe they’ll have stricter rules when we play?’

allowed to be so rough?’

Apparently Abby knows about this too.

I HOPE NOT! I WANNA SMASH ME SOME REDHILL RHINOS!

CONTACT FROM THE FRONT OR SIDE IS FINE, BUT YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO GET SOMEONE FROM BEHIND, OR TRIP OR ELBOW THEM. IT’S UP TO THE REFEREE TO DECIDE IF ANY OF THE PUSHING AND SHOVING IS A PROBLEM THOUGH.

THEY'RE TEENAGERS, TYSON.

WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

YOU'RE ELEVEN!