Funny Kid Belly Flop chapter sampler

1 None of this makes sense.

The right to wear clothes!

For a start, I’m practically standing here in my undies. In what other situation would it be okay to make a school kid stand up in front of everyone in only his underpants? If Miss Sweet made me do this in the classroom, she’d be fired before you could say, ‘Watch out for wedgies.’ But for some reason, in this giant room, it’s completely fine. Well, it’s not fine. ‘Dive in, Max!’ And they expect me to perform for them too. Strip me half naked and now I have to entertain

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