Funny Kid Belly Flop chapter sampler

2 ‘Okay, kids, who’s the next guest on The Chaz Show ?’ our swimming instructor asks as I find the edge of the pool with my hands and roll myself up onto the side like a walrus having a bad day. The Chaz Show? Please, somebody save us! Abby gets up on the blocks. Only, she’s still not wearing swimmers. She’s fully clothed. Oh, this should be good. ‘I have a note,’ she announces when Chaz looks confused. She pulls a piece of paper out of her pocket and waves it in the air. ‘It says I’m not allowed to swim.’ Sailing, anyone?

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