The Worlds Worst Teachers extract

MR PENT’S BALLS

“But, sir!” protested Roland. “It is not my fault that my head is round! I was born this way!” “NO BUTS, BOY! YOU AND YOUR HEAD

ARE CONFISCATED!” With that, Pent picked up the boy, tucked him under his arm and marched off down the school corridor before stuffing him in the cupboard.

SQUISH! SQUASH!

SQUEESH! BOLT! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! “LET ME OUT!” cried

the boy. “PLEASE! I HAVE EXAMS!” “NOT UNTIL YOUR HEAD CHANGES TO A SQUARER SHAPE! BALLS!”

Needless to say, this was the tipping point for the pupils at St Orb’s . With their friend Roland still stuck in the cupboard, they were now furious with Mr Pent. It was impossible to live under his tyranny a day longer.

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