The Last Kids on Earth: Thrilling Tales from the Treehouse - extract

This is gonna be tough . . .

Yeah, we all have awesome monster and zombie battling stories . . .

That’s it! STORIES! A story-off. Whoever’s story proves them MOST WORTHY wins! And gets to—y’know—battle the big monster. El solo style.

That’s just dumb.

OK, fine . . . only so we can get this over with.

Eek!

LET GO OF DIRK, you multiple-fisted meanie!

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