Alcalá 1988

Academics At USD

No one likes to admit that college is a place to - - Study ? It seems like every– one forgets that until the weekend before finals. USO students are masters in the art of unique studying (a.k.a. cramming). All nighters are famous, as are 2 a.m. runs to 7-11 and Denny's. Over that week stu– dents consume more Jolt and No-Doz than 7-11 can keep in stock. The USO ad– ministration attempts to enforce the "24- hour quiet hours", but let's be serious - there's no way to keep all those wired stu– dents quiet! The latest study revealed that 98% of the undergrad student body at USO is majoring in procrastination. Many amazing students are also double minor– ing in watching television and partying. On the whole, it can be easily concluded that USO is the most academically oriented school in Alcala Park.