Jettys Journal - August 2017

NEWS

Escape to the beautiful south coast area of Shellharbour this winter and receive a very special accommodation offer at Surfrider Caravan Park Stay 3 Nights and Only Pay for 2! Call 02 4295 1941 www.surfridercaravanpark.com.au * Offer is subject to availability and is valid until 31 August 2017. Mention ‘Hampshire Villages’ to take advantage of this discounted rate.

Escape north to Port Macquarie this winter and receive a very special accommodation offer at Leisure Tourist Park 25% off the rack rate! Call 02 6584 4555 www.leisuretouristpark.com.au * Offer is subject to availability and is valid until 31 August 2017. Mention ‘Hampshire Villages’ to take advantage of this discounted rate.

Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open. Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it and tap the edges first with your hand, if that doesn’t work, then gently with a hammer.” 15 minutes later, the wife texts back: “Oh no, I think the laptop is now totally gone.” A cannibal is invited to a teambuilding week in the mountains. The instructions say he can also bring one friend. But when he arrives, he brings ten people. The organizer is shocked: “Come on Alan, what the

heck, the invitation said you can only bring one person!” "Yeah, but it also said bring your own food, didn’t it?!” Last night a Chinese guy came to my favourite bar. I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art. He said, “Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I’m Chinese?!” “No it’s because you’re drinking MY beer!“

Website - Jettys by the Lake has a brand new website - jettysbythelake.com.au Electronic communication - If you are yet to hand in your email address and mo- bile number to the front office please do so at your earli- est convenience. For all

residents who are now receiving the monthly journal via email, we welcome your feedback on the new format.

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