Trafika Europe 13 - Russian Ballet

The Miracle of...

THE MIRACLE OF THE WHEELS

When Uii Yu 1 ’s wife had given birth to her second bicycle, he succumbed to an unimaginable affliction of the senses. He would yell: “ Te Rash’s wi fe bears only the most prized motorcycles! Sometimes, even ones with a side car, when she expects twins.” Uii Yu would have, in his wrath, smashed to pieces his wretched abode, but, to everyone’s fortune, he had been sitting on a bicycle chain. All he managed to do was to rotate his creaking cart wheels, which he possessed for arms, and instead of his legs also, so that he was unable to strike out even with these, inasmuch as he depended on them to bear his weight.

The Russian puns here on “Dick Head”.

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