Funny Kid Get Licked

What’s wet and brown and sitting in the toilet?

‘No way,’ I say. ‘I’m not picking up that dog. I hate dogs.’ Most people seem to think this is weird, but to me it makes perfect sense. Dogs are slobbery and smelly and hairy and jumpy, and they lick their own butts. If there was a kid at school who did that, you probably wouldn’t want to be friends with them either. ‘But we’ve all got our puppies, Max,’ Abby says. ‘We all carry one each. That’s fair.’ Sure enough, my four horrible friends are standing there, holding puppies and waiting for me to stick my hands in the toilet. I’ve heard

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