Christmas_TV_Guide

Television

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FILM HIGHLIGHTS

character Donkey, who tries to get his friends in a festive mood. Featuring the voice of Eddie Murphy. ★★★ Carry On Camping (ITV, 11.40pm) (1969) Two men hatch a plan to lure their unsuspecting girlfriends to a nudist camp and introduce them to a life of wild abandon. Sid James stars. ★★★ The Woman in Black (Channel 4, 12.40am) (2012) A lawyer visits a village to put a deceased client’s affairs in order, but finds her house haunted by a vengeful spirit. Horror, with Daniel Radcliffe and Ciaran Hinds. ★★★★ Earth Vs The Flying Saucers (1956) 12.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Come Dine With Me 2.40 Come Dine With Me 3.15 Come Dine With Me 3.50 Come Dine With Me 4.20 Come Dine With Me 4.50 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces At Christmas 5.55 Car SOS 6.55 The Supervet 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Vet On The Hill 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? 12.10 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 Vet On The Hill 2.10 Father Ted 2.45 Father Ted 3.20 8 Out Of 10 Cats 4.00 Close PICK 6.00 Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA 7.00 Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA 8.00 Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA 9.00 Air Rescue 9.30 Air Rescue 10.00 Air Rescue 10.30 Air Rescue 11.00 Air Rescue 11.30 Air Rescue 12.00 Air Rescue 12.30 Air Rescue 1.00 Air Rescue 1.30 Air Rescue 2.00 Monkey Life 2.30 Monkey Life 3.00 Monkey Life 3.30 Monkey Life 4.00 Monkey Life 4.30 Monkey Life 5.00 Monkey Life 5.30 Monkey Life 6.00 Monkey Life 6.30 Monkey Life 7.00 Monkey Life 7.30 Monkey Life 8.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 8.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 Blue Bloods 11.00 Murders That Shocked The Nation 12.00 Ultimate Road Wars 1.00 Christmas Crime UK 1.30 Street Crime UK 2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response 3.00 Send In The Dogs 4.00 NY ER 4.30 NY ER 5.00 Road Wars DAVE 7.00 The Indestructibles 7.20 American Pickers 8.10 Motorway Cops 9.00 Top Gear 10.00 Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge 11.00 American Pickers 12.00 Top Gear 1.00 Top Gear Winter Olympics Special 2.00 Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge 3.00 Jay Leno’s Garage 4.00 Top Gear Botswana Special 5.00 Top Gear 6.00 Top Gear 7.00 Dara O Briain’s Go 8 Bit 8.00 QI XL 9.00 QI XL 10.00 Not Going Out 11.00 Mock The Week Christmas Special 11.40 Mock The Week 12.20 Mock The Week 1.00 QI XL 2.00 Not Going Out 3.00 Suits 4.00 Close 5USA 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10 Longmire 10.00 Law & Order 11.00 Law & Order 12.00 CSI: Miami 1.00 NCIS 2.00 The Mentalist 3.00 Rookie Blue 4.00 Law & Order 5.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: Miami 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS 9.00 5USA’s Leading Ladies: NCIS 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00 NCIS 1.00 CSI: Miami 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00 Chicago PD 4.00 Teleshopping

My Angel (Channel 5, 3.35pm) (2011) A 15-year-old sets out to find an angel’s halo after dreaming that it would save his seriously ill mother. Festive family drama, starring Joseph Phillips. ★★★ Madagascar (BBC1, 3.50pm) (2005) Various inmates of a city zoo escape captivity, but end up stranded on an island with no clue how to survive. Animated comedy, with the voices of Ben Stiller and David Schwimmer. ★★★ Donkey’s Caroling Christmas-tacular (BBC1, 5.10pm) (2010) Animated short following the efforts of lovable Shrek

FREEVIEW A Husband for Christmas (Channel 5, 12pm) (2016) Sparks fly between a couple of colleagues when they agree to a marriage of convenience to help each other out. Ricco Ross stars. ★★★ A Christmas Proposal (Channel 4, 12.25pm) (2008) Romantic comedy, with Nicole Eggert and David O’Donnell. ★★★ Christmas Hero (Channel 5, 1.45pm) (2016) A female firefighter falls for a divorced man, but ends up contending with his ex-wife’s threats to block him from seeing his daughter. Drama, starring Anna Hutchison. ★★ BBC4 7.00 Indian Hill Railways 8.00 Digging For Britain 9.00 Time Commanders 10.00 Booze, Beans And Bhajis: The Story Of The Corner Shop 11.00 Balmoral 12.00 Queen Elizabeth I: A Timewatch Guide 1.00 Indian Hill Railways 2.00 Time Commanders 3.00 Booze, Beans And Bhajis: The Story Of The Corner Shop 4.00 Close E4 6.00 Charmed 6.45 Hollyoaks 7.10 How I Met Your Mother 7.40 How I Met Your Mother 8.10 FILM: 12 Wishes Of Christmas (2011) 10.00 Melissa & Joey 10.30 Melissa & Joey 11.00 Charmed 12.00 Charmed 1.00 The Goldbergs 1.30 The Goldbergs 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.30 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 Young & Hungry 3.30 Young & Hungry 4.00 How I Met Your Mother 4.30 How I Met Your Mother 5.00 The Goldbergs 5.30 The Goldbergs 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Carjackers 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Made In Chelsea Christmas 10.00 Empire 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00 Gogglebox 1.05 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 2.10 Made In Chelsea Christmas 3.05 Empire 3.50 Melissa & Joey 4.10 New Girl 4.35 Rules Of Engagement 4.55 Charmed FILM4 11.00 Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969) 1.15 Posse From Hell (1961) 3.00 Siege Of The Saxons (1963) 4.45 Master Of The World (1961) 6.45 The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty (2013) 9.00 Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) Second World War superhero adventure, with Chris Evans. 11.25 The American (2010) 1.30 Sixteen Candles (1984) 3.25 Close ITV2 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 6.25 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 7.05 The Cube: Celebrity Special 7.55 Emmerdale 8.25 Coronation Street 8.55 Coronation Street 9.25 Ninja Warrior UK 10.25 Scorpion 11.20 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! Coming Out 12.20 Emmerdale 12.55 Coronation Street 1.20 Coronation Street 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show: DNA Bombshells 3.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show: DNA Bombshells 4.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show: DNA Bombshells 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! At Christmas 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! With Bells On 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! At Christmas 8.00 Two And A Half Men 8.30 Two And A Half Men 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 American Dad! 10.00

The Woman in Black, Channel 4, 12.40am

CHANNEL 5

6.00 Milkshake!: The WotWots (R) 97216074 6.10 Lily’s Driftwood Bay (R) 97134426 6.20 Fireman Sam (R) 97236838 6.30 Peppa Pig (R) 69031074 6.35 Peppa Pig (R) 69030345 6.40 Bob The Builder (R) 39783451 6.50 Little Princess (R) 39770987 7.05 Pip Ahoy! (R) 5896819 7.20 Thomas & Friends (R) 1530616 7.30 Noddy: Toyland Detective (R) 1860600 7.45 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom (R) 1865155 8.00 Wissper (R) 3077600 8.10 Peppa Pig (R) 3073884 8.20 Peppa Pig (R) 3160364 8.30 Paw Patrol (R) 3824906 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat (R) 6594906 8.55 Toby’s Travelling Circus (R) 6401242 9.10 Milkshake! Monkey (R) 3231068 9.15 Milkshake! Bop Box (R) 1029345 9.25 Jelly Jamm (R) 3316703 9.35 SpongeBob SquarePants 1097797 10.10 FILM: Christmas Truce (2015) Seasonal wartime drama, starring Craig Anthony Olejnik 22931258 12.00 FILM: A Husband For Christmas (2016) Romantic comedy, starring Ricco Ross 9642838 1.45 FILM: Christmas Hero (2016) Romantic drama, starring Anna Hutchison 32269109 3.35 FILM: My Angel (2011) Premiere. Festive family drama, starring Joseph Phillips 6735432 5.15 FILM: A Christmas Reunion (2015) Premiere. Romantic drama. 92299109 7.00 Tour De Celeb: Race day finally arrives and the celebrities head to Megeve in the French Alps for the start of the 130km course that pushes them to their limits and beyond. Last in the series. 4422451 intoxicated driver heads the wrong way down the A1 near Leeds, while officers fear for the safety of an offender after finding a trail of blood at a drink-related crash scene; 5 News Update 4335971 8.00 All New Traffic Cops: An 9.00 Chris Tarrant: On The Xmas Express: Chris travels through Scandinavia. 4428635 10.00 Greatest Ever Christmas Ads: Julian Clary revisits festive-themed advertisements. 57997277 12.05 Jaywick: Christmas On Benefits (R) 4331594 1.00 SuperCasino 97673827 3.10 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild (R) 7046488 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (R) 38100204 4.25 Criminals: Caught On Camera (R) 25443372 4.45 Divine Designs (R) 81168515 5.10 House Doctor (R) 9313204

Family Guy 10.30 Family Guy 11.00 American Dad! 11.30 American Dad! 12.00 The Cleveland Show 12.30 Bordertown 12.55 Bordertown 1.25 Bordertown 1.55 FILM: Wild Target (2010) 2.45 FYI Daily 2.50 FILM: Wild Target (2010) 3.35 Educating Joey Essex: Winter Essex-Pedition 4.25 Educating Joey Essex: Space Cadet 5.15 You’ve Been Framed! Gold At Christmas 5.40 ITV2 Nightscreen ITV3 6.00 Sherlock Holmes: The Sign Of Four 8.00 FILM: The Belles Of St Trinian’s (1954) 9.00 FYI Daily 9.05 FILM: The Belles Of St Trinian’s (1954) 9.55 Bertie And Elizabeth 12.00 Lewis 1.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 4.00 FILM: Carry On Cleo (1964) 5.10 FYI Daily 5.15 FILM: Carry On Cleo (1964) 6.00 Long Lost Family 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple A country-house party is marred by murder. 9.00 The Suspicions Of Mr Whicher Period drama, starring Paddy Considine. 11.00 Sherlock Holmes: The Sign Of Four 1.20 A Is For Acid 3.05 Bertie And Elizabeth 4.55 Wycliffe 5.50 ITV3 Nightscreen ITV4 6.00 The Wine Show 6.55 The Chase 7.45 Quincy ME 8.45 Ironside 9.50 The Professionals 10.55 The Chase 11.55 Cash Cowboys 12.55 Pawn Stars 1.25 Pawn Stars 1.50 Counting Cars 2.25 Counting Cars 2.50 Quincy ME 3.55 Ironside 5.00 Minder 6.00 Cash Cowboys 7.00 Pawn Stars 7.30 Pawn Stars 8.00 Storage Wars Christmas Special 9.00 FILM: Live And Let Die (1973) 10.05 FYI Daily 10.10 FILM: Live And Let Die (1973) 11.30 Bundesliga Football Highlights 12.35 FILM: Ronaldo (2015) 1.35 FYI Daily 1.40 FILM: Ronaldo (2015) 2.25 Euro 96: The Summer Football Came Home 3.15 Quincy ME 4.10 Minder 5.05 The Wine Show MORE4 8.55 Kirstie’s Handmade Christmas 9.20 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 10.20 FILM: Booze Beans and Bhajis: The Story of the Corner Shop, BBC4, 10pm

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