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Television

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FILM HIGHLIGHTS

to battle the resurrected Lord Voldemort. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Daniel Radcliffe and Gary Oldman. ★★★★ Ethel & Ernest (BBC1, 7.30pm) (2016) Animated drama based on Raymond Briggs’ graphic novel following the lives of his parents through 40 tumultuous years. With the voices of Jim Broadbent and Brenda Blethyn. ★★★★★ Jaws (ITV, 10.25pm) (1975) A seaside town’s police chief has to deal with a giant killer shark preying on tourists. Steven Spielberg’s thriller, starring Roy Scheider, Richard Dreyfuss. ★★★★★ Sun: Winter Sun 1.25 Four In A Bed 1.55 Four In A Bed 2.30 Four In A Bed 3.00 Four In A Bed 3.35 Four In A Bed 4.05 Come Dine With Me 4.35 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.40 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me 6.50 Grand Designs: House Of The Year 7.55 Father Ted 8.25 Father Ted 9.00 Ireland With Ardal O’Hanlon 10.00 Father Ted Christmas Special 11.15 Small, Far Away: The World Of Father Ted 12.20 Father Ted 12.50 Father Ted 1.25 Father Ted 1.55 Father Ted 2.30 Ireland With Ardal O’Hanlon 3.30 Kirstie’s Handmade Christmas 3.40 Close PICK 6.00 Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA 9.00 Children’s Accident & Emergency 9.35 Children’s Accident & Emergency 10.45 Children’s Accident & Emergency 2.50 Children’s Accident & Emergency 4.00 Monkey Life 4.30 Monkey Life 5.00 Terry Pratchett’s The Colour Of Magic 7.00 David Attenborough’s Galapagos 8.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 8.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 9.00 Bones 10.00 Criminal Minds 11.00 Murders That Shocked The Nation: Ruth Ellis – Last Woman Hanged 12.00 Road Wars 1.00 Road Wars 2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response 3.00 Send In The Dogs 4.00 NY ER 4.30 NY ER 5.00 Road Wars DAVE 7.15 Motorway Cops 8.05 The World Of Stupid Criminals 8.30 Storage Hunters UK 8.55 Celebrity Storage Hunters 10.00 Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge 11.00 Jay Leno’s Garage 12.00 Storage Hunters UK 12.30 Storage Hunters UK 1.00 Storage Hunters UK 1.30 Storage Hunters UK 2.00 Storage Hunters UK 2.30 Storage Hunters UK 3.00 Storage Hunters UK 3.30 Storage Hunters UK 4.00 Top Gear 5.00 Celebrity Storage Hunters 6.00 Celebrity Storage Hunters 7.00 Taskmaster 8.00 QI XL 9.00 QI XL 10.00 QI XL 11.00 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 12.00 QI XL 1.00 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish 2.00 Suits 3.00 Live At The Electric 3.30 Live At The Electric 4.00 Close 5USA 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10 Rookie Blue 10.00 Law & Order 11.00 Law & Order 12.00 CSI: Miami 1.00 NCIS 2.00 Person Of Interest 3.00 Rookie Blue 4.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: Miami 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS 9.00 Castle 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00 NCIS 1.00 CSI: NY 2.00 CSI: NY 3.00 Chicago Fire 4.00 Teleshopping

archaeologist travels to India, where he battles to retrieve sacred stones in the possession of an evil cult. Action adventure, starring Harrison Ford and Kate Capshaw. ★★★★ Father of the Bride (ITV, 2.20pm) (1991) A doting father struggles to come to terms with his daughter’s impending wedding and her increasingly complicated plans. Comedy remake, starring Steve Martin and Diane Keaton. ★★★★ Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (ITV, 7.30pm) (2007) The wizard unites his fellow pupils into a secret army

FREEVIEW Vice Versa (Channel 4, 12.50pm) (1988) A department store executive and his 11-year-old son undergo a magical body- swap thanks to a mystical Thai artefact. Fantasy comedy, starring Judge Reinhold and Fred Savage. ★★★ The Glenn Miller Story (Channel 5, 1pm) (1954) Musical biopic of the bandleader and trombonist, depicting his triumphs both on and off the stage before his mysterious disappearance in 1944. With James Stewart and June Allyson. ★★★★ Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (BBC1, 1.45pm) (1984) The intrepid BBC4 7.00 The Mystery Of Van Gogh’s Ear 8.00 Royal Institution Christmas Lectures 2016 9.00 James May: The Christmas Reassembler 9.30 Pop Quiz The Comeback 10.00 Fleetwood Mac – Don’t Stop 11.00 The Everly Brothers: Harmonies From Heaven 12.00 Norman Wisdom: His Story 1.00 The Good Old Days Featuring Morecambe And Wise 2.00 The Mystery Of Van Gogh’s Ear 3.00 Royal Institution Christmas Lectures 2016 4.00 Close E4 6.00 Hollyoaks 6.25 Charmed 7.10 Charmed 8.05 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 FILM: Holiday In Handcuffs (2007) 10.55 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 11.00 Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 11.30 We’re Going On A Bear Hunt 12.00 The Big Bang Theory 12.30 The Big Bang Theory 1.00 The Goldbergs 1.30 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory: Festive Guests 5.00 The Goldbergs 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Carjackers 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Timeless 10.00 FILM: Zombieland (2009) 11.45 Scream Queens 12.45 Naked Attraction 1.50 Rude Tube: Welcome To 2013 3.40 Timeless 4.25 The Goldbergs 4.45 Charmed FILM4 11.00 Marmaduke (2010) 12.45 The Hound Of The Baskervilles (1959) 2.30 Bridge To Terabithia (2007) 4.25 Arthur Christmas (2011) 6.30 About Time (2013) 9.00 Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (2011) 12.00 Blue Is The Warmest Colour (2013) 3.40 Close ITV2 6.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.20 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 6.50 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.40 Emmerdale 8.10 Britain’s Got More Talent: Top 10 Comedy Moments 9.05 Ninja Warrior UK 10.05 Catchphrase 10.50 FILM: See Spot Run (2001) 11.50 FYI Daily 11.55 FILM: See Spot Run (2001) 12.45 Emmerdale 1.20 You’ve Been Framed Gold! Top 100 Kids 2.20 FILM: Yogi Bear (2010) 3.20 FYI Daily 3.25 FILM: Yogi Bear (2010) 4.05 Catchphrase Mother’s Day Special 5.05 FILM: 101 Dalmatians (1996) 6.05 FYI Daily 6.10 FILM: 101 Dalmatians (1996) 6.50 FILM: Kindergarten Cop (1990) 7.50 FYI Daily 7.55 FILM: Kindergarten Cop (1990) 9.00 FILM: Casino Royale (2006) 10.05 FYI Daily 10.10 FILM: Casino Royale (2006) 11.55 Family Guy 12.25 Family Guy 12.55 Family Guy

Ethel and Ernest, BBC1, 7.30pm

CHANNEL 5

6.00 Milkshake!: The WotWots (R) 97916022 6.10 Lily’s Driftwood Bay (R) 97907374 6.20 Fireman Sam (R) 97936886 6.30 Peppa Pig (R) 69731022 6.35 Peppa Pig (R) 69730393 6.40 Bob The Builder (R) 39474751 6.55 Little Princess (R) 69741409 7.05 Pip Ahoy! (R) 5596867 7.20 Thomas & Friends 1230664 7.30 Noddy: Toyland Detective (R) 7598111 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom (R) 6404645 8.00 Wissper (R) 4228645 8.15 Peppa Pig (R) 3845003 8.25 Peppa Pig (R) 3869683 8.35 Paw Patrol (R) 6270374 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat (R) 3529409 9.00 Toby’s Travelling Circus (R) 2474111 9.15 Milkshake! Monkey (R) 3036515 9.20 SpongeBob SquarePants 2582225 9.55 World’s Strongest Man 2016 (R) 6836206 10.55 FILM: The African Queen (1951) 88898225 1.00 FILM: The Glenn Miller Story (1954) 32312848 3.20 FILM: Kelly’s Heroes (1970) 36992577 6.10 BattleBots: World Championship 3878732 7.00 World’s Strongest Man 2016: Action from the second heat of the competition at Chobe National Park in Botswana. Britain’s Eddie Hall took part in this group, alongside Americans Nick Best and Jon Lane; 5 News Update 4139799 8.00 Kitten Rescuers: Following the day-to-day work of RSPCA inspectors, vets and volunteers as they strive to keep Britain’s felines out of harm’s way. 4115119 Moments Of 2016: Louis Walsh, Michelle Visage, Darren Day, Bobby Norris, Chloe Khan, Eamonn Holmes, Kerry Katona, Stefan Dennis and Len Goodman recall the year’s showbiz events. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie split, while the curious coupling of Liam Payne and Cheryl occurred. Meanwhile, Justin Bieber was mean to his fans, Kanye West reignited his long- running feud with Taylor Swift, and Zayn Malik revealed the real reason for leaving One Direction. 86206374 12.05 Pete Burns: The Last Interview (R) 4029707 1.05 SuperCasino 65479271 3.10 Santa Makes You LOL 7746436 4.00 Witches: A Century Of Murder (R) 9549962 4.45 Great Artists (R) 90815423 5.10 House Doctor (R) 9013252 9.00 The Most Shocking Celebrity

James May: The Christmas Reassembler, BBC4, 9pm

1.25 American Dad! 1.50 American Dad! 2.20 The Cleveland Show 2.45 FILM: Wild Target (2010) 3.35 FYI Daily 3.40 FILM: Wild Target (2010) 4.30 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 5.15 Planet’s Funniest Animals 5.40 Blue: Hot Desk 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen ITV3 6.00 In Loving Memory 6.25 FILM: Holiday On The Buses (1973) 7.30 FYI Daily 7.35 FILM: Holiday On The Buses (1973) 8.10 Margery And Gladys 10.10 Agatha Christie’s Sparkling Cyanide 12.10 Lewis 2.05 Agatha Christie’s Marple 4.10 FILM: Carry On Cruising (1962) 5.10 FYI Daily 5.15 FILM: Carry On Cruising (1962) 6.00 Lewis 7.55 Les Dawson Forever 9.00 Foyle’s War 11.00 Lewis 1.00 Agatha Christie’s Sparkling Cyanide 2.45 FILM: Agatha (1979) 4.25 Wycliffe 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.45 ITV3 Nightscreen ITV4 6.00 British Touring Cars 6.10 The Professionals 7.00 Minder 7.50 Quincy ME 8.55 Ironside 10.00 The Professionals 11.00 TT 2016 12.00 TT 2016 1.05 Classic TT Highlights 2.05 Quincy ME 3.10 FILM: The Land That Time Forgot (1975) 4.10 FYI Daily 4.15 FILM: The Land That Time Forgot (1975) 5.00 FILM: The Train Robbers (1973) 6.00 FYI Daily 6.05 FILM: The Train Robbers (1973) 7.05 Pawn Stars 7.30 Pawn Stars 8.00 River Monsters 9.00 FILM: The Kingdom (2007) 10.05 FYI Daily 10.10 FILM: The Kingdom (2007) 11.15 FILM: Awake (2007) 12.20 FYI Daily 12.25 FILM: Awake (2007) 1.00 Premiership Rugby Union 2.00 The Hand Of God: 30 Years On 2.55 The Wine Show 3.50 Movies Now 4.00 ITV4 Nightscreen 4.15 The Professionals 5.10 Cash Cowboys MORE4 8.55 Food Unwrapped 9.35 Celebrity Come Dine With Me: Christmas Special 10.40 FILM: Carry On Nurse (1959) 12.20 A Place In The

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