When I was a boy of 14,
my father was so ignorant I could
hardly stand to have the old man
around. But when I got to be 21,
I was astonished at how much
he had learned in seven years.
Mark Twain
Garden sign
Wilko £3.50
Limited edition bee print tie or ice cream tie
M&S £15 (each)
I Am Your Father Pyjama Set
Sainsburys £14
Straw trilby
Next £12
Various socks
Topman £3
Freedom T shirt
Tesco FF £6
Palm print shirt
M&S £19.50
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