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Old Waldoif Bar

Days

your pardon, sir," he said. "I didn't quite catch that."

"I

said} suh," Private John returned, "some of that

beneficent, luscious, pervasive and persuasive liquah

whose eloquence has chahmed a continent - 0-1-1-d

Gr-r-e-e-en Rivah !"

"I

am very sorry, sir," the polite barman now re–

turned, shaking his head. "We haven't such whiskey

and

I

have never heard of it. But we have Old Crow,

Y.P.M.-"

"What, suh

?"

bellowed Private Allen. "Do you mean

to tell me, suh, that you haven't any of that famous,

soul-inspirin' liquah; the joy of every American father,

the pride of every American mother, and for which

American children cry instead of for Pitchah's Castoria

-0-1-1-1-d G-r-r-r-e-e-n Rivah?''

"I am sorry, sir," said the barman, "but we haven't it."

"Well, by Gawd," exclaimed Private Allen, his voice

this time at its highest and most reverberant pitch, "you

haven't got Old Green Rivah! Well, suh, I just refuse

to drink in such a low-down place. Come on, fellahs !"

And he led the way out of the barroom.

The next afternoon, Colonel Brown saw Private Allen

and the red-mustached major in close communion just

outside the Barroom entrance. The major slipped

away. Private John "said to ·Colonel Brown, with a

chuckle, "Do you know, the Majah tells me he slipped

into the Hoffman House Bar, this mornin', and sold 'em

seventy-five cases of Old 6reen Rivah. Colonel," he

continued, with a wink, "how'd you like, ·suh, for me

to send you down a case of.Old Green Rivah with my

compliments?"

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