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BINGE ON BOXSETS
reasons to stay in this summer &...
AVAILABLE FROM
WHILE STOCKS LAST
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The Expendables
There are more wrinkly old
men at your local pool than
in these movies.
Wolf Creek
Like Santa,
Mick Taylor is
stalking your
hood this Xmas.
Unlike Santa, here’s
here to slay, not on
a sleigh.
The Inbetweeners
You can’t catch
anything, get
sunstroke or the trots from
watching movies.
Chris Lilley’s
Jonah & Ja’mie
Puckloads of
rangas, povos
& rich b****** are
funnier to watch on
screen.
$29.98
Hamish & Andy
You’ll avoid international
incidents like spider
eating, reindeer racing,
bum punching, finger-pulling
and prison Zumba
$110
Upper Middle Bogan
You’ll avoid bogans.
Oh, and snobs.
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Top Gear
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You’ll avoid
being on the same roads as
Jeremy, Richard and Captain
Slow. Warning: they drive on
all sides of the road.
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Sherlock
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Learn the
art of observation and
deduction with Holmes
and Watson.
$64.98
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Derek
Forget Santa,
you’ll find
out what the real
surprise is in Kev’s
sack.
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Episodes
Wouldn’t you
rather watch
Matt Le Blanc in
this than Warney
in another topless
selfie.
$49.98
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Doctor Who
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The only Doctor
you want making a house call
this summer.
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BBC Christmas Classic
Comedy
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Everything in
this will make you laugh.
Everything outside in Australia
wants to kill, maim or paralyse
you.
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Call the Midwife
Use your
pregnancy as an
excuse to put your feet
up with a good DVD.
$59.98
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Rake
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Out on the town,
you might be led astray
by crazy, chaotic cads like
Cleaver Greene. Stay in!
$69.98
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An Idiot Abroad
Stay in and you
won’t have to deal
with idiots like Karl....
or grotty places like
‘abroad’.
$44.98
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Death In Paradise
There are no snakes, spiders
or scary creepy crawlies in
your private paradise called home.
$74.98
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Adventures of Merlin
You won’t have to suffer
dodgy potions and spells
while visiting sleazy bars.
$74.98
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Underbelly
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You won’t get
shot, stabbed, strangled,
kidnapped, busted for
drugs, assaulted, bullied or end up
in cement boots.
$109
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New Tricks
You won’t have to
teach an old dog new
tricks...or solve cold cases.
$154
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Lord of the Rings
Hairy Hobbit feet
don’t look cool in
thongs.
$84.98
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