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CINEMA
ALSO SCREENING
IN AUGUST
Never one to pass up the opportunity of doing
his own death-defying stunts, Tom Cruise swaps
Dubai tower-abseilling for dangling from a plane
during take off in M:I number five. Billed as
"the most impossible mission yet", Ethan
Hunt and the gang take on the Syndicate;
an international organisation dedicated to
destroying the IMF. This new mission, should
you choose to see it, commences
July 30
.
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE –
ROGUE NATION
The fourth movie to feature Marvel's awesome
foursome already looks like it's going to be the
best (although the Silver Surfer one was kind
of ok). Flame on and clobberin' time
Aug 6
.
FANTASTIC FOUR
A dying billionaire (Ben Kingsley) transfers his
consciousness into the body of a younger man (Ryan
Reynolds). But of course "immortality has some side
effects". Find out what they are on
July 23
.
SELF/LESS
Guy Ritchie brings the sixties' spy series to the big
screen, with Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer as the
titular agents sent to infiltrate an international crime
organisation hellbent on global destruction. Out
Aug 13
.
THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.
T
he first hour of
Terminator Genisys
is a full-
throttle action machine that smashes and
mashes up the events of
The Terminator
and
T2
in an alternate timeline that rewrites the series’
mythology. The machines rise, John Connor (Jason
Clarke) sends Kyle Reese (Jai Courtney) back in
time to 1984 to protect his mother Sarah (
Game
of Thrones
’ Emilia Clarke), and the T-800 (Arnold
Schwarzenegger) arrives in a crater beside a garbage
truck. So far, so direct remake of James Cameron’s
original. But when another Schwarzenegger
Terminator shows up along with a liquid metal
T-1000, and it’s Sarah who tells Reese to “come with
me if you want to live”, we’re suddenly in exciting
new territory. It’s
The Terminator
, but not as we
know it.
Something went wrong in the future the moment
Reese was sent back in time, leaving him with
memories of a childhood he doesn’t recall. In this
parallel timeline, Arnie’s Terminator – nicknamed
"Pops" – has been Sarah’s guardian since she was a
child, and Judgement Day is now set to occur two
decades later in 2017. This necessitates another
time jump into a future where Skynet is now a
global operating system called Genisys, poised to go
online in a matter of hours, and a new model nano-
Terminator pursues our heroes as they attempt to
destroy Cyberdyne Systems.
Something also goes wrong with
Terminator
Genisys
following this second trip through time; the
fantastic potential of the first hour is left behind in
the past and the film quickly begins to resemble the
lesser sequels,
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
and
Terminator Salvation
. Unlike the
Star Trek
reboot,
which rewrote its own timeline but still retained its
foundations, Laeta Kalogridis and Patrick Lussier’s
revisionist screenplay detours so far from the original
concept, it becomes a temporal paradox. Even fans
well versed in time travel and Terminator lore will
struggle to keep up – and eventually cease to care.
Arnold slips back into his signature role as though
he’s never been away – “I’m old, not obsolete” is
his new catchphrase (yes, Terminator flesh does
age) – and his presence does validate this as a
legitimate Terminator film. And while Emilia Clarke’s
Sarah and Jai Courtney’s Reese are well cast and up
to the physical challenge of their roles, they lack the
intensity required of these characters.
Director Alan Taylor, having helmed a couple of
Game of Thrones
episodes as well as
Thor: The Dark
World
, is proficient at staging the massive action
set-pieces, but the Marvel school of filmmaking
continues to permeate today’s blockbusters – the
showdown between Schwarzenegger and the new
Terminator is indistinguishable from a battle between
Ultron, Iron Man, Hulk et al.
Arnie might be back, but James Cameron is
sorely missed.
Scott Hocking
The new Terminator film opens with a bang and ends with a whimper.
TERMINATOR GENISYS
RELEASED:
Now Showing
DIRECTOR:
Alan Taylor
CAST:
Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Emilia Clarke, Jai Courtney
RATING:
M