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WITTY, WISE AND O'l'HERWJ!':E.
Do everything right, then you won't need an eraser.
The man who tells you bow much he spends has a bank full of conversation
money.
It's more of a trick to keep your mouth .shut than to open it.
The guy that hollers is like counterfeit money-no good.
The world's a poker table, with an awful bunch of four-flushers playing.
Here's health to the girl who will drink when she can
Here's health to the girl who will rush the tin can
And health to the girl who can dance the can can
'Tis the canny toast of an uncanny man.
Since man is dust it would be fine
To freshen him up with sparkling wine.
Be merry while you can to-day,
There may be no to-morrow.
No man so sad who cannot find
In ale a balm for sorrow.
"The use of reading is to aid us in
thinkin g."-Edward Gibbon.
All first-class mixologists
keep
their Angostura bitters bottle filled up to
within half an inch of the bottom of the bitter-tube, so that when they bave
.occasion to use this great necessity no more than a drop will ·exude a t each
<dash of the bottle; consequently two dashes of Angostura bitters added to
:any beverage are equivalent to two drops, and two drops of thfa famous
b itters will suffice to flavor any ordinary drink.
"The man who bas studied a subject is the intellectua l superior of the
man who bas not studied that subject."-Earl
Lytton.
"Excellence is never
grant~d
to man but as the reward
of
labor.''-Sir
Joshua Reynolds.
A cool he11tl requires no fire e:i..'tinguisher.
Let your light so shine 'that others will have a chance also.
Brains are cheap, but lots of bartenders are broke.
If
you are anybody you will be noticed without getting in other
people's way.
A good bartender don't have to prove his wisdom.
To-morrow may never come; so get busy.