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A
BACHELOR'S
CUPBOARD
Correct
Clothes
the
same
man,
with
a
short-tailed
coat
and
a
bulldog
pipe
between.
Rather
in
Mayfair,
the
Pall
Mall
clubs,
and
the
Piccadilly
promenade
this
glass*
of
fashion
is
to
be
found.
Mrs.
Dr.
Grundy
has
prescribed
the
following
tab-
lets
which
are
taken
by
the
patient
before
each
func-
tion
with
good
result.
It
may
be
added
that
any
at-
tempt
to
keep
up
in
motoring
fashions
will
result
in^
insanity
or
inebriety.
Fashion
shows
herself
fickle
indeed
in this
raiment,
and
what
is
new
to-day
is
old
to-morrow.
For
other
occasions,
however,
the
tabu-
lated
form
is
sufficiently
correct,
regardless
of
seasons.
"
They
eat
and
drink
and
scheme
and
plod
And
go
to
church
on
Sunday;
And
go
to
church
on
Sunday;
But
more
of
Mrs.
Grundy."
"
There
is
fashion
in
all
things,
as
in
dogs
going
to
church/'
MOURN-
A
man
wears
mourning
for
a
parent,
sis-
ING
FOR
ter,
or
brother
for
six
months
or
a
year,
as
^^^
he
prefers.
The
crape
hatband
is
adopted
for
this dress,
but
should
be
much
narrower
than
that
of
a
widower.
First
mourning
consists
of
complete
suits
of
black,
dull
black
leather
shoes,
black
gloves,
and
cuff-
links
of
black
enamel.
Second
mourning
should
be
gray
or
black
clothes,
black
and
white
silk
ties,
gray
or
black
gloves,
and
black
and
white
linen.
Men
do
not,
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