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HERE'S TO HER GLADNESS.
HERE'Sto the gladness of her gladness
^hen she's glad.
Here's to the sadness of her sadness
When she's sad.
But the gladness of her gladness
And the sadness of her sadness
Are nothing to the badness of her badness
When she's bad.
M JS JS
VERSES BY THE IDIOT.
J
OHNNIEhung his little sister—
She was dead before they missed her.
Doesn't he do the cutest tricks?
Such a mind and only six I
Baby sat on the window seat,
Mary pushed baby into the street.
Baby was scattered all over the'ary
And mamma shook her finger at Mary.
Johnny put poison in his mother's tea.
His mother died in agony,
Johnny's father was terribly vexed
And said,"Well really,John, what next