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THE OLD ADAM

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pretenders, and "had gone through all honourable

degrees ofdignity in Rome, wherein the greatest

repute he obtained was for drinking in the

presence ofTiberius three gallons ofwine at one

draught, and before he drew his breath again ;

neither did he rest there, but he so far had

acquired the art ofdrinking, that although he con

tinued at it, yet was never known to falter in his

tongue ; and were it ne'er so late in the evening

he followed this exercise, yet would be ready again

for it in themorning. Those large draughts also

he drank at one breath, without leaving in the cup

so much as would dash against the pavement."

Ah ! We have nobody up to this form to

talk about nowadays ; and if men have improved

in morality they must have deteriorated in

capacity, or the occupation ofgaolers and warders

would be gone. And the poor old poet " Spring

Onions," with even a tenth part of the powers

of endurance and swallow of Novellius Torquatus,

might have escaped even one solitary conviction.

"If the antiquity of a custom," writes the

author of Ebrietatis Eyicomhan^ " makes it always

good and laudable, certainly drunkenness can

never deserve sufficient recommendation. Every

one knows that Noah got drunk after he had

planted the vine. There are some who pretend

to excuse him, that he was not acquainted with

the strength ofwine. But to this it may very

well be answered that it is not very probable so

wise a man as Noah should plant a vine without

knowing its nature and property. Besides it is one

thing to know whether he got drunk at all: and

another whether he had an intention to do so.'