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Academics
At USD
No one likes to admit that college is
a place to - - Study
?
It seems like every–
one forgets that until the weekend before
finals. USO students are masters in the art
of unique studying
(a.k.a.
cramming). All
nighters are famous, as are 2 a.m. runs to
7-11 and Denny's. Over that
week
stu–
dents consume more Jolt and No-Doz
than 7-11 can keep in stock. The USO ad–
ministration attempts to enforce the "24-
hour quiet hours", but let's be serious -
there's no way to keep all those wired stu–
dents quiet! The latest study revealed that
98% of the undergrad student body at
USO is majoring in procrastination. Many
amazing students are also double minor–
ing in watching television and partying. On
the whole, it can be easily concluded that
USO is the most academically oriented
school in Alcala Park.