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1936 and ended with General
Franco’s incontestable victory,
drove away the majority of
the most steadfast Spanish
ears. That these ears have not
yet returned, however, is not
some revealing commentary
on Juan’s Spain, but is instead
due to the hot sexual action
takingplaceonthatwet ceiling.
Many a young fisherman,
his every sense alert, has
traversed that raunchy dark,
whose extraordinary likeness
to a vagina is something to
which only the English are
blind, and emerged at the
docks having to use every
means to drape his erect penis
as a derrick. For whatever
reason, the fact remains that
Gibraltar’s ear concentration
is the slowest of all the
European concentrations
to dwindle, if, indeed, it is
dwindling at all. Only one
large ear emigration has
actually taken place, in 1934
or 1935, when a flock of ears,
all from Madrid, discovered
that their mime of Don
Quixote I. was superfluous,
since it overlapped with the
aforementioned one in the
tunnel. The ears’ desperation
over their colossal, pointless
project, whose importance no
one would ever acknowledge,
not even the flock itself,
prompted the ears to emigrate
to Argentina via Tangier and
then to Buenos Aires, where
they set up shop in the
basement of one the public
library’s branches, a rough-
and-tumble place by European
standards. Regarding the
overall decrease in ear
population, it canbeattributed
to such trivialities as random
destruction, accidents, bad
luck, etc., coupled, as has
already been mentioned,
with an already modest and
distrait ear supply. With the
Gibraltar concentration and