The Worlds Worst Teachers extract

THE WORLD’S WORST TEACHERS

the only member. Other strong contenders for the world’s most boring after-school club are:

Punctuation Club

Standing-in-a-puddle Society

Basket-weaving for Beginners

Trainspotters Anonymous Sitting-in-the-dark Society Staring-at-a-blank-wall Club Traffic-cone Appreciation Society Latin! Latin! Latin!

In Maths Club, Master Pent had just been learning all about pi, also known as or 3.14. Pi is even more boring than it sounds, and it sounds cataclysmically boring. It is a mathematical constant, the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter.* Are you asleep yet? “ZZZZ! ZZZZ! ZZZ! ZZZZ!” If so, then goodnight. If not, read on…

20 * I confess I had to look that up as I spent all my time in Maths daydreaming about cake.