The Worlds Worst Teachers extract

THE WORLD’S WORST TEACHERS

A gobstopper from the mouth of the gardener. “BALLS! SPIT THAT OUT!” The globe from the Geography classroom. “BALLS! BALLS ARE FORBIDDEN ON SCHOOL PREMISES!” A suspicious-looking pea from the dining hall. “BALLS! THAT PEA COULD HAVE AN EYE OUT!” A string of pearls from round the neck of the headmistress, Mrs Staid.

“BALLS! HEADMISTRESS! BALLS! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW BETTER! BALLS!” It was a CONFISCATION

C A V A L C A D E!

“ B A L L S ! T H E G L O B U L A R S H A P E O F Y O U R H E A D I S I N C O N T R A V E N T I O N O F S C H O O L R U L E S ! ” Things came to a head the day a boy named Roland, who happened to have a rather round head, faced the full force of Pent’s fury. Pent was on a roll, which was odd for someone who hated anything that rolled.