Andrews House Plays 2018 - Smells Like Impulse (1)

He leaves. Bumps nervously into a couple of things as he waves goodbye. LONI shakes her head disbelievingly. All of a sudden the HOMIES strut/dance down the jetty, pushing past DWEEZIL on their way to LONI.

HOMIE #1

Yo!

LONI

Are you talking to me?

HOMIE #1

Yeah. We’ve got unfinished business, man.

LONI

Speak for yourself.

HOMIE#3

We don’t like your attitude, man.

LONI

Yeah, well, I don’t like yours either, but it’s like, live and let live, you know?

HOMIE#4

That’s it. You’re dead meat.

The HOMIES encircle her and threaten to get violent. DWEEZIL has been watching and can’t stand by helplessly any longer.

DWEEZIL

Hey!! Leave her alone!

HOMIE #1

Check out the square dude.

DWEEZIL

She hasn’t done anything to you.

HOMIE#4

Says who?

DWEEZIL

Says me.

HOMIE#1

And who are you?

DWEEZIL

I’m a friend. And if you don’t leave her alone I’m gonna ...

HOMIE#3

You’re gonna what? I’m gonna ... You’re

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