Andrews House Plays 2018 - Smells Like Impulse (1)

with pathetic hand-held shrubbery.

PROVO

Do you think we look inconspicuous, Agent Orange?

ORANGE

Yeah, sure.

PROVO

No one noticed us spiking the punch.

ORANGE

That’s because we’ve been here since half- past two!! This is ridiculous.

PROVO

Let’s mingle.

AGENT ORANGE rolls her eyes and moves off into the crowd. The SPACE CASES move forward, wearing dark sunglasses.

SPACE CASE #1Cool party.

SPACE CASE #2Yeah. It’s a bit dark, though.

SPACE CASE #3 It’s the ambient lighting.

SPACE CASE #2Oh, right. Cool. They’ve gone to a lot of trouble.

SPACE CASE #2Who are all these people?

SPACE CASE #3 I dunno.

SPACE CASE #2Whose house is this?

SPACE CASE #3 I dunno.

SPACE CASE #1Cool party.

SPACE CASE #2Yeah. It’s a bit dark, though.

SPACE CASE #3

It’s the ambient lighting.

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