Andrews House Plays 2018 - Smells Like Impulse (1)

LILY

Why not?

SYDNEY

I’m sorry, but if we’re dieting to fit into our formal gowns, then so are you.

LONI

How are we supposed to afford 140 bucks?

BUFFY

That’s your problem, not ours.

FLEUR

What happened to our themes of ‘tolerance’ and ‘inclusion’? Hey — we’ve tolerated the concept of having to include you. (they pick up their folders etc. ready to leave) No more questions please.

HEATHER

HEATHER, BUFFY and SYDNEY start to file out.

LONI

This sucks.

SYDNEY

I’m sorry, Loni, but life sucks.

BUFFY

And so does that look. Ooh. Do something about the split ends.

HEATHER, BUFFY and SYDNEY laugh and exit.

GRUNGE #3 This is totally out of line, man.

ANNALISE

I can’t afford the amount they’re suggesting we pay.

SQUARE #4

Me neither. I wouldn’t even pay it if I could.

GRUNGE #4 Same here. As if I’m gonna fork out money for some crappy taffeta frock. Get real.

GRUNGE #3 Yeah. I’m still paying off my Docs.

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