Andrews House Plays 2018 - Smells Like Impulse (1)

SQUARE #5

Why don’t we plan a coup!?

GRUNGIES

A what!?

SQUARE #5

(becoming manic) A civil uprising! A mutiny! Resistance! A revolt! LET’S TAKE DOWN THOSE THREE COWS AND ORGANISE THIS SHOW OURSELVES!!! She’s right. We can do a better job on our own. These things never get done unless someone takes on extra responsibility. We need a central organiser. So. (turning to the SQUARES) Who is it to be? Someone authoritative. Outspoken. Efficient. Well- organised. (obviously referring to herself) Someone with an obviously heightened sense of social responsibility. Someone dynamic and forthright. Honest and caring. Yeah. There’s enough of us.

SQUARE #4

SQUARE #6

LILY

LILY

And the winner is ...

SQUARES

(starting up chant) Fleur! Fleur! Fleur! Fleur!

LILY

(stamps her feet and sits down) Traitors!

FLEUR

(rising) Thank you. I accept.

SCENE FOUR

AGENT ORANGE and AGENT PROVOCATEUR enter centre stage. Stand in spotlight.

PROVO

So, what did you find out, Orange?

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