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Old Waldorf Bar Days

then among college and university men all over the

United States, and in many parts of the world. Harvard,

Yale, Princeton and Cornell men, for example, in large

numbers, either there supplemented their collegiate cur–

ricula, or else went to it for post-graduate courses. Other

institutions of learning were represented among its stu–

dents, but at least the names of those four have been

perpetuated in its annals by having cocktails named

after them-if there can be such a thing as perpetuity

when one is dealing with something dead and gone. For

the American School of Drinking is a thing of the past.

You, perhaps, may reason that it survives in every

other corner of the world save ours, and point trium–

phantly to the unchallengeable fact that the sign, "Amer–

ican Bar," has started more foreigners trying to read

English than all our missionaries and exported Standard

Oil cans, tied together.

Brother, you are a mere theorist. Practice will make

you a pessimist.

If

you think otherwise, be your own

tester. Take a steamer for Shanghai, or Yokohama, or

Singapore, or Bombay, or Cairo, taste what comes when

you order, and find yourself gazing at the hole of a

doughnut.

Faint traces still exist, it is true, of that once potent

school of bibulous instruction that in its day and in its

own peculiar way influenced more thought than the cis–

soid of Diodes, or the screw of Archimedes, rivaled the

reputation of Socrates for making the worse appear the

better reason, and ta.ogled up

~million

times more brains

than have ever tried to make out what Einstein has been

driving at. You may be so lucky as to find those reminders

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