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THE
UP.T0.DATE
BARTENDERS’
cu1vs
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If I
should
die
tonight
.
And
you should
come to
my cold corpse and kneel.
Clasping
my bier
to
show
the
grief
you
feel.
I
say.
if
I
should die
tonight
And
you should
come
to
me.
and
there
and
then.
Just
even
hint
’bout payin’
me
that
ten.
I
might
arise
the
while.
But I’d drop
dead
again.
“—Ben
King.
Here’s to
turkey
when you
are
hungry.
Champagne when you
are
dry.
A
pretty girl
when you
need
her.
And
heaven
when you
die.
I-Iere’s to
our
sweethearts and
our
wives.
May
our sweethearts soon become our wives.
'And
our
wives
ever
remain
our
sweethearts.
.
Here’s
to
you
as
good
as
you
are.
.
As
good
as
you
are
and
as
bad
as
I
am;
.
.And
-to
me
as
bad
as
I
am;
1'’m
as
good
as
you
are
as
bad
as
I
am.
The
Law—The
only thing
certain
about
litiga
tion
is its
uncertainty.