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THE
UP.To—DATE BARTENDERS GUIDE
The
Frenchman loves his native
wine;
The
German loves his beer;
The Englishman
loves his ’alf and ’alf.
Because
it brings
good
cheer.
The
Irishman
loves his
“whiskey straight.”
Because it gives him dizziness;
The
American
has no
choice
at
all.
So
he
drinks
the
whole
d--—
business.
NEVER MIND
THE
KNOCKERS.
Never
mind
the
knockers.
Go
ahead
and make
your
pl-ay;
They’re in
every
worker’s way;
Never
mind
the
knockers.
Everyone
who
seeks
to shine.
If
succsesful. they
malign;
’Tis
of fame
a
certain sign
Never mind
the knockers.
They
strike
only
those
who climb;
Never
mind
the
knockers.
’Tis
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they
deem
a
crime;
Never
mind
the
knockers.