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THE

UP.To

—DATE BARTENDERS GUIDE

The

Frenchman loves his native

wine;

The

German loves his beer;

The Englishman

loves his ’alf and ’alf.

Because

it brings

good

cheer.

The

Irishman

loves his

“whiskey straight.”

Because it gives him dizziness;

The

American

has no

choice

at

all.

So

he

drinks

the

whole

d--—

business.

NEVER MIND

THE

KNOCKERS.

Never

mind

the

knockers.

Go

ahead

and make

your

pl-ay;

They’re in

every

worker’s way;

Never

mind

the

knockers.

Everyone

who

seeks

to shine.

If

succsesful. they

malign;

’Tis

of fame

a

certain sign

Never mind

the knockers.

They

strike

only

those

who climb;

Never

mind

the

knockers.

’Tis

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they

deem

a

crime;

Never

mind

the

knockers.