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THE GENTLEMAN'S COMPANION
on top of the frozen product. Garnish with
I
green and
1
red mara–
schino cherry. Delicious and pretty, both at the same time.
THE COLONIAL COOLER, which WE MET in SANDAKAN, BRIT–
ISH
NoRTH BoRNEo, SoME FoURTEEN YEARS BACK
The water was so shoal there that the big steamer had to anchor
fourteen miles out, and the two main motor lifeboats were lowered,
and started towing the regular lifeboats. And after half an hour run–
ning both motors conked out, and a Borneo
prahu
with a sail like a
striped butterfly and a gent
in
a G-string and a headdress that looked
exactly like an American overseas cap, only made out of wine col–
oured velvet, was squatting right on top of the blunt, low mast sup–
porting the big lateen sail, and the thing steering itsel£ Somehow we
managed to convey the idea that we were not wallowing there on a
glassy sea with a molten brass sun striking like a sword across our
necks, because we wanted to. So he disappeared down wind and then
two hours later a stuffy little British North Borneo Company tug came
out and saved the day, and pretty soon we saw the raw, red cliffs back
of Sandakan, and landed
in
a maze of godowns and Chinese "Loan
Farms"-pawn shops to America-and fantan dives.
We first went out to the Sandakan Club-there'd be a British Club
on Mount Everest if
2
Britishers could stand the cold there!-and had
these Coolers, through courtesy of an American who was sentimental
enough to fetch a mint root out with him. Then our last and most
vivid memory, outside of the headstones in the little cemetery listing
the violent causes of death-cobra bite, blow-pipe arrows tipped with
gum from the deadly
ipoh
tree, fever, choleq-was the
12
foot hama–
dryad, or king cobra,-stuffed thank Godl-in the museum. This
thi~g
had a head as big as a tennis racquet and with enough coil
~o
stnke there was still six feet of
him
off the floor-staring us coldly m
the eye.
To
I
jigger of dry gin add the same of Italian vermouth. To this
base donate
1
dash each of Angostura and Amer Picon, and
I
tsp of
orange
Cura~ao.
Stir with a goodly lump of ice
in
a small highball or
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