The Worlds Worst Teachers extract

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“There you are!” Mr Pent would say as he handed the deflated ball back to the child with a grin. After he’d finally confiscated every single last ball from every child in the school, Mr Pent went further. Now anything spherical was on his hit list. The teacher stalked up and down the school, confiscating everything that was round. Marbles.

“BALLS! THESE ARE MINE!” A Space Hopper from under a pupil. B O I N G ! “BALLS! THAT IS CONFISCATED!”

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