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TOASTS(
"Let her go Gallagher."
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BARKEEPER'S TOAST.
''Trust, bust! ''
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TOAST TO THE PROHIBITIONIST.
H er e's to our countryman, exceelliugly
piou~;
He can 't swallow straight goods; his
mouth's cut on t he bias.
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''Money to . him who has t he spirit
to use it. ' '
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''Be flush and your friemls are many,
Go broke and you lose them all ;
You 're a great old sport at $4.00 a
quart-
But not if you happen to fall.''
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''A bumper softens every care.''
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''There's not a place in earth or
heaven,
There 's not a task to mankind given,
Th ere 's not a blessing or a woe,
T here's not a whispered yes or no,
There 's not a life or birth
That has a feather's weight of worth–
Without a woman in it.''
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The physician-although professedly
a good man, the worse people arc tile
more he is with them.
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TOAST OF THE FORSAKEN SWAIN.
''I clutched the gobl et as a vise,
And pledged her thus in wine :
May Eve forget her P aradise
Beneath another vine!
And then I said, t he waves may fling