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REALLY !
Typ i s t : " We l l , at last I've got a raise in salary."
Elsie : " Honestly ! "
Typ i s t : " Don't be so inquisitive."
SALTY!
" Wh y does that sailor treat all his girls to w i n e ? "
" He wants a little port in every sweetheart."
ALBAMY
MEMBER?
Doctor : " How ' s the patient?"
Nurse : " I think he's regaining consciousness. This morning he
tried to blow the foam off his med i c i ne . "
SHOULD A DOCTOR TELL?
Doctor : " Wha t you need is a little s un . "
Wa rm Young Thing : " Oh, Doctor ! "
WHAT'S IN A NAME?
First Blonde : " Do you wear a girdle for
gym?"
Second (dumb) ditto : " No , I wear it for my own benefit!"
WELL!
WELL !
Little sips of whisky,
Little sips of gin,
Makes a lady wonder
Wh e r e the 'ell she's been.
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