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ablation
or three “sessions before
prostatectomy.” For this, they
ask you to buy a re-educating
anal probe called Incare 9890.
A pretty woman, smelling of a
fresh, fruity perfume, tiny and
smiling, puts you on a table,
ass in the air, and she starts
putting the probe in your
anus, asking you to breath,
then to stop breathing so
that your sphincter will get
used to obeying you. Your
penis disappears. In this
position, you prefer to close
your eyes rather than watch
what is happening. The pretty
woman speaks sweetly to you;
you listen to her: “After the
procedure, your urethra will
not be able to control your
bladder… These exercises will
help you recover faster…” You
ask yourself: “Why does this
girl, so sweet and delicate,
spend her days facing anuses
suspended in the air? Why
did she choose this job in
particular? But after all, it’s
not my problem… Such a
pretty woman…” And during
this time, slowly, in your
head, you become a eunuch.
On that, the dictionary is
quite eloquent: “A castrated
man who guards women
in harems; a man who has
undergone a castration; a man
without virility…” After the
surgery, would I be castrated?
Emasculated? Ready to be put
to service for some emir with
many wives for the rest of
my life… No! Definitely not!
Stay calm. I believed that
this condition only existed in
stories from the Middle Ages.
Never had I thought that there
were eunuchs living among
us. Nothing betrays their
secret. How do you recognize
a eunuch? Maybe the voice is
different.
“We are taking out your