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PLUMBING FIXTURES
The weariest thing in the world is to make
the
long trek between the bed of pain and the
bathroom only to find that the green depths of
the Acid Acetylsalicylic bottle are as empty as
Life's fair promises of the previous evening.
If
you are a Guest, take a potion from any of
the small bottles marked with a skull and cross–
bones. This will occasion your hosts enough
embarrassment to ensure their reform. They
may even be hanged, if you arrange things clev–
erly, which
is
the Ideal, of course.
If
it is your own home, check your bathroom
commissary by the following list, at the first
presages of a party:
1
bottle
100
aspirin tablets.
1
pint or more lime water.
1
large bottle
Fruit
Salts.
1
fl.aeon ammoniac smelling salts.
1
large bottle aromatic spirits of ammonia.
1
tin bicarbonate of soda.
1
bottle milk of magnesia.
1
bottle mercurochrome (for wounds) .
1
bottle rubbing alcohol (for sprains or se–
vere contusions) .
The lime water, if gargled after the teeth are
brushed, will make the interior of the mouth
quite inhabitable.
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