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THB BARTENDER'S GUJDE AND SONG BOOK
I Was Drunk Last Night
I was drunk last night,
I
was drunk the night before,
And I'll
get drunk again to11ight
As
I
was nwer drunk before.
,When I'm
drunk
I'm
happy as can
ht,
For I'm a member of the souse family.
Chorus :
Glorious, glorious,
One
lug
of beer for th e fo ur of u s;
Glory be, there are no more of
us,
F or one
of
us
could drink
it
all alo11e.
CARELESS LOVE
*
Excellent for creating an argument between any
self-respecting husband and wife. Any one of
these will make you care less and less and less.
(Divorce court to ·the right, madam, and don't
stumble!)
......
CARUSO
This sparkling throat-caresser is guaranteed to
take every squeak out of your voice in · just 30
secon·ds. After the second round you'll believe
you are a second Caruso-and after the third
you'll probably
get
run in for violating the peace:
But
don't
worry, yau've got an even-Stephen
chance of singing yourself out of jail.
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CASINO SPECIAL
~
served
by
Charli~
in th.e American Bar of
t~e
P1stany Private Casmo, P1stany, Czechoslovakia.
Look out for that word, " Special."
It
means
either good or bad, and the decision is strictly up
to you . We understand that Czechoslavs a re Bo–
hemians. Only
a
Bohemian cou ld stand a CA–
SINO
SPECIAL
and
live.
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White of one
egg
Teaspoonful Simple Syrup
One part Absinthe
One part Gin
Ice, shake
and 1treio
iato
eooktail
1lau
*
Equal parts of Dubonaet, Freadi Vermo1I..
and Dry
Gin
Shake well
with
fine Jee an4 ierve
*
Two parts Old Mull
T wo parts
Dry
Gin
One pert Plum Bundy
One pa rt Italian Ver mouth
Dash Cointreau
Shake
well with
Ice
a nd serve
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