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CHEESE DOOS
HAI/F pound strong Canadian cheese, grated. Mix with Chili
sauce or home-made Chutney to make very thick paste.
Spread on buttered bread and cut into sandwiches. Bake in
quick oven till brown and eat hot. This is good with strong ale,
after poker.
CHEESE DREAM
MATCF sandwiches of buttered bread and 1/4-inch layer of.sliced
or cream cheese. Trim off the crusts and brown the bread
crisply on both sides in deeply buttered frying pan or chafing dish.
Serve on hot plate with 2 or 3 spoonfuls of tomato sauce poured
overt each sandwich.
Did you ever hear the story of the En- shman who,during a sea
son in New York, was particularly impressed with this toast:
"Here's to the happiest days of my life.
Spent in the arms of another man's wife ... my mother!"
"I must remembah that one and tell it at home," he said.
At the next L'ondon club party he got to his feet at the 'first
opportunity andl lifting his glass, began:
"Heah's to the happiest days of my life,
Spent in the arhms of anothah man's wife ..."
He broke off, lowered his glass, looked about confusedly."By
Jove!" he gasped. "Ah-er-re-a-lly now! I'm afraid I've forgotten,
her name!"
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